Goth Kid on Vacation Lyrics – Saturday Night Live

“Goth Kid on Vacation” Lyrics by Saturday Night Live is a latest English song in the voice of Saturday Night Live. Its music too is composed by singer while brand new “Goth Kid on Vacation” song lyrics are also written by Saturday Night Live. This is a popular song among the people of United States of America. The song “Goth Kid on Vacation” is a funny and quirky take on a goth teenager being dragged on a sunny family vacation he clearly doesn’t want to be on. While everyone else enjoys the beach and warm vibes, he’s stuck in black clothes, sulking, sweating, and wishing he were anywhere else. It’s all about that clash between dark, broody vibes and tropical cheerfulness, played for laughs.

Goth Kid on Vacation Lyrics

[Verse One – Kenan Thompson & Ego Nwodim]
This island is our home
(This island is our home)
Blessed by Jah
So much beauty to behold

But when there is war
And struggle and pain
How do we fill our souls
With joy again?

We look and we laugh at

[Chorus]
Goth kid on vacation (With the family)
Goth kid on vacation (In the family)
Goth kid on vacation (He just want to be)
Goth kid on vacation

[Verse Two – Kenan Thompson & Ego Nwodim]
He no wear bathing suit
He wear big black jeans (Oh no)
He wear no sandal
He got the combat boots on the beach (Ay-ya-ya-ya)

He no want no jet-ski
He no swim with no dolphins
He want sit in the hotel lobby
Look at photos of his big-boned girlfriend

[Chorus]
Goth kid on vacation (Hiding from the sun)
Goth kid on vacation (Watch his hair dye run)
Goth kid on vacation (He no have no fun)
Goth kid on vacation

[Verse 3 – Jack Black]

When I was a young boy
My parents took me down to Jamaica
For my high-school spring break
They said ‘Come to the pool’ but
I stayed in the room with my graphic novels
So I could masturbate
‘Cause I’m a

[Chorus]
Goth kid on vacation
Goth kid on vacation

[Vocal Interlude – James Austin Johnson, Michael Longfellow, Heidi Gardner]
Hey, so, what’s the plan for this afternoon, gang, huh? What does everybody want to do?
Go home
Maybe snorkeling?
Maybe go home?
Snorkeling sounds great
Going home sounds great
Dexter! Maybe you should just go to the beach and write your poetry. Would that make you happy?!
Happiness is a disease

[Bridge – Ensemble Kenan Thompson & Jack Black]
He’s sweating, he’s sweating (Oh, my)
He’s sweating, he’s sweating (Right through his t-shirt!)
He’s sweating, he’s sweating (Ass-print on the lounge chair!)
He’s sweating, he’s sweating (Life is misery for a…)

[Chorus – Ensemble & Jack Black & Michael Longfellow]
Goth kid on vacation (My shirt is staying on)
Goth kid on vacation (I do the zip-line once)
Goth kid on vacation (Please just take me home)
Goth kid on vacation

One love

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Goth Kid on Vacation Lyrics Meaning

[Verse One – Kenan Thompson & Ego Nwodim]
This part sets the scene on a beautiful tropical island that feels like paradise. The people there appreciate its natural beauty and peaceful vibes. But they also hint that life hasn’t always been easy—there’s been struggle and pain. So now, they try to find joy again, and sometimes that joy comes from laughing at the odd and out-of-place goth kid who sticks out like a sore thumb.

[Chorus]
This part introduces the goth kid, who’s totally out of sync with the sunny family vacation vibe. Everyone else is enjoying themselves, but he’s just there, brooding and awkward, trying to keep his distance from the happy energy around him.

[Verse Two – Kenan Thompson & Ego Nwodim]
Now they describe the goth kid in detail. Instead of wearing beach clothes, he’s in his usual black jeans and heavy combat boots—totally wrong for the hot beach. He doesn’t care about fun vacation stuff like jet-skis or dolphins. He’d rather just stay inside and look at pictures of his girlfriend. He’s clearly not into any of this tropical adventure.

[Chorus]
Here, we see more of his struggles—he’s avoiding the sun, his hair dye is dripping from the heat, and he’s just not having a good time. He’s the opposite of a carefree tourist.

[Verse 3 – Jack Black]
Jack Black jumps in with a personal story, saying he used to be just like that goth kid. When his parents took him on vacation, he refused to join in and instead stayed in his room doing his own thing. It shows this isn’t a one-time thing—it’s kind of a goth tradition.

[Chorus]
Just a quick reminder again—he’s still that same goth kid on vacation.

[Vocal Interlude – James Austin Johnson, Michael Longfellow, Heidi Gardner]
This part is like a casual family conversation. Everyone’s trying to figure out what to do for the day, throwing out ideas like snorkeling or just going home. The goth kid, Dexter, is clearly over it all. His mom even tries to help by suggesting he write poetry. But he responds with the ultimate goth line—“Happiness is a disease.”

[Bridge – Ensemble Kenan Thompson & Jack Black]
Here, they’re laughing about how miserable and sweaty the goth kid is in all his black clothes. It’s so hot, he’s soaked through his shirt and even left a butt-print on the chair. Basically, he’s physically suffering just to stick to his goth identity.

[Chorus – Ensemble & Jack Black & Michael Longfellow]
The final chorus shows he’s still resisting everything. He keeps his shirt on, barely joins in, and just wants to go home. He’s trying one activity but already done with it. It wraps up with a playful “One love,” poking fun at the contrast between tropical positivity and his gloomy vibe.

FAQs

Q. Who has sung Goth Kid on Vacation song?
A. Goth Kid on Vacation song is sung by Saturday Night Live.

Q. Who wrote Goth Kid on Vacation lyrics?
A. Goth Kid on Vacation lyrics are penned by Saturday Night Live.

Q. Who has given the music of Goth Kid on Vacation song?
A. Goth Kid on Vacation music is composed and produced by Saturday Night Live.

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