Bald Guys Lyrics – Saturday Night Live

Bald Guys Lyrics by Saturday Night Live is a latest English song in the voice of Saturday Night Live. Its music too is composed by singer while brand new Bald Guys song lyrics are also written by Saturday Night Live. This is a popular song among the people of United States of America. Bald Guys from *Saturday Night Live* is a funny, quirky song about a couple on a first date who realize that every person in the restaurant is bald. The men in the song proudly embrace their baldness, singing about their strength, confidence, and the perks of being bald. They humorously mention how they’re often teased but still live life to the fullest. The song celebrates their baldness in a carefree, upbeat way, highlighting famous bald men and poking fun at stereotypes, all while assuring that being bald is nothing to fear or feel bad about.

Bald Guys Lyrics

God, what an amazing first date
I know, right. I agree, too
Me too
You know what my favorite part of tonight was?
Mmm?
Not one strange thing happened
What do you mean?

I mean, all night not one odd thing occurred. You didn’t say anything weird, I didn’t say anything weird, our waiter was totally normal, the food was delicious. Nothing was weird at all
That’s so true. Although I did notice one thing that was a little odd
Oh, really? What was that?
Well, every single person in this restaurant is bald

Huh!
Do you think it’s like a convention or something?
No. Strangely, I think there just happen to be 30 bald men here at onc
od, look at them. They’re so happy

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
We are bald men, yes it’s true
We can do all the things that you can do

We are bald men, strong and proud
We are bald men, we’re singing our song out loud
We are bald men and that is that
On a first date, I typically wear a hat
We are bald men, there’s nothing for you to fear

It’s just so weird that 30 of us are here
I’m a bald man, but not by choice (No, sir!)
You tease me, that isn’t very nice (No way!)
Life is good as a bald man, I guarantee it
I have a freckle on my head and everyone can see it

Loving a bald man is not illegal
The national bird is a bald eagle

Statham, Diesel, Tucci and The Rock
Our heads look like the tip of a giant

Thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb
Thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb
We are bald men, glorious and true
Cantaloupe is our favorite food
We were bald by the age of 17

My gym teacher was super mean
He called me “Mister Clean”

But he got caught with an underage girl
In the back of a big stretch limousine

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
We are bald men, we’re fun and quirky
Only traitors will get you here in Turkey
We are bald men through and through
We can do all the wonderful things that men with hair can do
Also, we’re more generous in bed because we have to be

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Bald Guys Lyrics Meaning

The song “Bald Guys” starts with a couple on a first date, enjoying a surprisingly smooth evening. They’re pleased with how nothing “strange” has happened—no awkward moments, no weird incidents. It’s all perfectly normal until one of them notices that everyone else in the restaurant is bald. This discovery is amusing and a bit surreal, adding a quirky twist to their seemingly ordinary night out.

As they take in the scene, they begin to wonder if there’s some sort of bald-man gathering going on. But no, it’s just an oddly coincidental gathering of about 30 bald men who seem perfectly content. Then, these bald men break out into song, proudly embracing their hairless heads and singing about the things they’re capable of doing, just like men with hair. Their confidence shines through as they humorously boast about their pride in being bald, even admitting that on dates, they sometimes choose to wear a hat.

The bald men in the song continue with a fun, tongue-in-cheek list of bald-man quirks, including being teased for it. They point out the random annoyances of being bald, like how every little mark or freckle on their heads is visible to everyone. Still, they’re quick to point out the positives, mentioning that it’s not against the rules to love a bald man, and even referencing the bald eagle, a symbol of pride and freedom, as their own mascot.

They give shout-outs to famous bald icons like Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, Stanley Tucci, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, adding that their heads resemble giant thumbs—another playful jab at themselves. The song goes on to share a bit of bald-man nostalgia, such as getting bald early or dealing with unkind nicknames in school. Yet, they manage to keep it lighthearted and even poke fun at the teacher who teased them, implying that he got what he deserved in the end.

As they close out the song, they proudly state that being bald makes them quirky and fun, with a touch of mystery. In their own way, they reassure everyone that being bald isn’t a setback—it’s simply a different style of life. The song wraps up on a confident note, affirming that bald men are just as capable (and maybe even more considerate) than their hairier counterparts, adding a humorous line about generosity in relationships, which seems to be part of their playful confidence and charisma.

FAQs

Q. Who has sung Bald Guys song?
A. Bald Guys song is sung by Saturday Night Live.

Q. Who wrote Bald Guys lyrics?
A. Bald Guys lyrics are penned by Saturday Night Live.

Q. Who has given the music of Bald Guys song?
A. Bald Guys music is composed and produced by Saturday Night Live.

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