My Room Lyrics – Olivia Rodrigo

Read the full My Room lyrics by Olivia Rodrigo and Saturday Night Live along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Olivia Rodrigo’s music, you can also explore Limoncello and Luckiest girl alive, two other songs by Olivia Rodrigo.

[OLIVIA RODRIGO]
I’ve got the perfect bedroom
I’ve got the perfect bed
I’ve got a purple phone with the curly cord right beside my head
I’ve got a lava lamp and boy-band posters on the wall
I’ve got a bean-bag chair and I’ve got a disco ball
I’ve got my glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling
I’ve got my mood ring that tells me how I’m feeling
I’ve got a TV built in VHS

I love my bedroom, it’s the best
The only problem is

I’m in a zoo on the bug-people planet
Zoo on the bug-pеople planet

Every day, whеn the sun comes up
The bug people come and look at me
They let the zoo members come in first
Then the older bugs get in for free
They watch me through my boy-band posters
Beady eyes all in a row
Then they sit on bleachers while I use the toilet
When I flush, they clap like it’s the dolphin show

I love my perfect bedroom
And I know it’s an artificial human habit-habit-habitat
In a cave on the bug-people planet-planet-planet that
Made a room for me, I never felt so free

There’s a bug who always protests
I can tell he’s got a big heart
Once, a baby fell in my room
And they shot me with a tranquilizer dart
Now, I don’t have a lot of movies
A League of Their Own is the only one
And they couldn’t get a real copy
So they had to make a bug-people one

[?, spoken]
There’s no crying in Earth-ball!

[OLIVIA RODRIGO, spoken]
I think they did a really good job

[OLIVIA RODRIGO]
Every night, when the bugs go home
I’m left in my room and I’m all alone
I stare at the stars and think of my fame
And that’s when they bring me a potential mate

[ALAN, spoken]
Ah
Hi, I’m Alan, haha
Not sure how I got here, but I think they want us to reproduce

[OLIVIA RODRIGO, spoken]
No

[ALAN, spoken]
Totally, I’m not ready, either
Uh, we’ll get to know each other first, then reproduce

[OLIVIA RODRIGO, spoken]
Not interested

[ALAN, spoken]
Makes sense, well, uh, it was nice meeting ya
Oh, here comes the claw, ah!
Well, we tried buddy, haha
What now? Uh, a life of luxury in the royal palace?

[OLIVIA RODRIGO]
I love my perfect bedroom
And I know it’s an artificial human habit-habit-habitat (Artificial habitat)
In a cave on the bug-people planet-planet-planet that
Made a room for me, I never felt so free