Bald Guys Lyrics – Saturday Night Live

Read the full Bald Guys lyrics by Saturday Night Live along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Saturday Night Live’s music, you can also explore Domingo (Babymoon) and Wonderful Tonight, two other songs by Saturday Night Live.

God, what an amazing first date
I know, right. I agree, too
Me too
You know what my favorite part of tonight was?
Mmm?
Not one strange thing happened
What do you mean?

I mean, all night not one odd thing occurred. You didn’t say anything weird, I didn’t say anything weird, our waiter was totally normal, the food was delicious. Nothing was weird at all
That’s so true. Although I did notice one thing that was a little odd
Oh, really? What was that?
Well, every single person in this restaurant is bald

Huh!
Do you think it’s like a convention or something?
No. Strangely, I think there just happen to be 30 bald men here at onc
od, look at them. They’re so happy

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
We are bald men, yes it’s true
We can do all the things that you can do

We are bald men, strong and proud
We are bald men, we’re singing our song out loud
We are bald men and that is that
On a first date, I typically wear a hat
We are bald men, there’s nothing for you to fear

It’s just so weird that 30 of us are here
I’m a bald man, but not by choice (No, sir!)
You tease me, that isn’t very nice (No way!)
Life is good as a bald man, I guarantee it
I have a freckle on my head and everyone can see it

Loving a bald man is not illegal
The national bird is a bald eagle

Statham, Diesel, Tucci and The Rock
Our heads look like the tip of a giant

Thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb
Thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb
We are bald men, glorious and true
Cantaloupe is our favorite food
We were bald by the age of 17

My gym teacher was super mean
He called me “Mister Clean”

But he got caught with an underage girl
In the back of a big stretch limousine

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
We are bald men, we’re fun and quirky
Only traitors will get you here in Turkey
We are bald men through and through
We can do all the wonderful things that men with hair can do
Also, we’re more generous in bed because we have to be