P. T. Barnum vs The Wizard of Oz Lyrics – Freshy Kanal

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[Verse 1: P. T. Barnum (Eric The Audible)]
Come one, come all, to see the wizard: the wonderful Wizard of Oz
Who brought down a witch with a few magic words: "Please, random girl, you finish her off!"
You'd best keep your distance from Emerald Neckless
You don't want his hex of asbestos? Stay far from him
Oz was more threatened from toxic cosmetics
He'd get more respect if he learned beauty parlour tricks
Barnum's bar none the best at barnstorming and outbarring barmy old folks
No holds barred against bark-and-no-bite bums who couldn't go toe-to-toe with Toto
That head's been in so many smoke shows
Using his mojo on poor old dames who don't know better
Tapping the governor's woman like a couple slippers, then dipping
In Bridgeport, there's no place for homewreckers!

[Verse 2: The Wizard of Oz (Zawesome)]
SILENCE! You filthy, fraudulent facilitator of frivolous junk
You made America's first aquarium and it was still far from your fishiest stunt (Oh!)
Lived a life so dark, they called Wolverine to replenish your kindly farce
But you can't hide behind those farbs
Despite how hard Hollywood tries to rewrite their star
While I was reeling from having been sucked in a twister
You reeled in suckers by twisting heritage
You won't receive an audience from the wizard
I bring new colours and don't disparage them
When slaves in the North had already been set free
You made them relive it like PT-SD
I'll pay no mind to this would-be klansmember
Oz is in no need of a grand wizard
But I will grant you this one genuine sliver of my astonishment, you numpty
You gave Abe Lincoln the worst show of his life and that's saying something

[Verse 3: P. T. Barnum (Eric The Audible)]
I'd have chose better than rattling off all those sentiments, man
Now I'll present you the damage that's dealt when you stand on the opposite side of my brand!
BACK TO THE MAIN SHOW!
Heed the special effects man!
A fake smokescreen's his biggest invention
To veil his weakness in magic pretenses
The great technique he has? It's projection
But I'll concede this: if you are a beast who knows English
Then he'll leave you speechless!
He's imparting martial law and then keeping his tricks covered
Longed to be a father, but he settled on Big Brother!
And the ultimate shocker?
The witch he's been fighting is really his daughter!
And this fraud could've stopped her
If his words had held even a smidgen of water!
There we are, I hope it was worth it
To see The World's Scummiest Humbug person
Now, please give a round of applause, for I'm certain
I've blown even you away, Oz; it's curtains

[Verse 4: The Wizard of Oz (Zawesome)]
Drop the sales pitch, nobody's buying it
Mouth full of so much hot air, I could fly in it
Stop trying to prove these lies and go proof your tents
So your crowds stop burning alive in them
Half your team were poor, random freaks
You kidnapped to leech off while traveling
There's a revelation!
The grandest ring that your mastering is for trafficking
Your ivory tower was whipped out your elephants
Then whipped out your crew on a Munchkin salary
I'm not taking comments on animal rights
From the head of the peanut paying gallery (Ah)
I'd rather be praised for inspiring Oz
Than the face of aspiring conmen
Who keeled from a stroke because even the moment you dropped dead
You couldn't stop spewing nonsense (Yes, haha)