Ozempic Lyrics – Jesse Welles

Read the full Ozempic lyrics by Jesse Welles along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Jesse Welles's music, you can also explore Philanthropist and Red, two other songs by Jesse Welles.

Is your hunger a source of guilt and shame
Did they tell you your DNA's to blame
Did they sell you an injection
Just to help stand your reflection
Did the doctor recommend this novel way
Chemical assisted self starvation
Is the biggest fad in all the nation
Semaglutide tells the brain that your blood sugar's okay
Then your brain tells your stomach
Slow down dagummit
And the pounds just melt away

Novo Nordisk is profiteering carpet bagging elixir peddling
Mafia masquerading as the help
The food is poison that's the source
If the hay is bad you don't whip the horse
Tell all these parasitic companies to crawl back down to hell

Whoa the chemicals from pharmaceutic waste
They don't degrade they just bioaccumulate
They leech down into the ecosystem
Hurt the fishes and amphibians
Ozempic baby you keep being great
If you're getting a hunch there ain't no free lunch
If it sounds to swell like a fairy tale
If it's too good to be true
Then making a lab rat out of you
If Eli Lilly and ole Novo want to make this world less hard
Dump Wegovy on a famine then they'll never know they're starving

Novo Nordisk is profiteering carpet bagging elixir peddling
Mafia masquerading as the help
The food is poison that's the source
If the hay is bad you don't whip the horse
Tell all these parasitic companies to crawl back down to hell