United Health Lyrics – Jesse Welles

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[Verse 1]
There's an
Office in a building and a person in a chair
And you paid for it all, though you may be unaware
You paid for the paper, you paid for the phone
You paid for everything they need to deny you what you're owed

[Chorus]
There ain't no "You" in UnitedHealth
There ain't no "Me" in the company
There ain't no "Us" in the private trust
There's hardly humans in humanity

[Verse 2]
Now, the procedure that you're needing ain't the cost effective route
And only two-percent of people end up winning a dispute
So, if you get sick, pray to God for help
'Cause your doctor's gotta pray to UnitedHealth

[Verse 3]
Way back in
Seventy-and-seven, Mister Richard T. Burke
Started buying HMO's, putting federal grants to work
Made fifty-billion buckaroos last year
The Warren Buffet of Health, the Jeff Bezos of fear

[Verse 4]
Now, CEO's come and go and one just went
The ingredients you got, bake the cake you get
But, if you get sick, cross your fingers for luck
'Cause old Richard T. Burke ain't giving a fu*k

[Verse 5]
Commoditized health, monopolized fraud
"Here's the doctors we own and the research we bought"
They own the pharmacies and a lot of the meds
They should start buying graves to sell us when we're all dead

[Chorus]
There ain't no "You", in UnitedHealth
There ain't no "Me", in the company
There ain't no "Us" in the private trust
There's hardly humans in humanity

[Outro]
There's hardly humans in humanity