The Perfect Christmas Lyrics – BlushCrunch Studio

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[Verse 1: Milk In The Microwave]
I've been dreaming of this moment (Moment)
Every night throughout the year (Ah-ha-ha!)
Now I'm happy and I know it (I know it)
'Cause the season's finally here! (Ha-ha!)
But there's a ton of preparations (Preparation)
That we all gotta get done (Gotta get done)
So gather up the decorations (Decorations)
And get ready to have some fun!
Pink and yellow, red and green
Orange and purple and aquamarine
Painting a rainbow with tinsel and lights
Is better together, so let's do it right
Ah-ha-ha-ha! Let's go!

[Verse 2: Milk In The Microwave]
Making it perfect is easier than it sounds
Time for teamwork, everyone gather around
It's a race to put a smile on each face
So let's spread the magic all over the place
Lollipops, gumdrops and loads of candy canes (Of candy canes)
Twinkling toy shops and other dandy things
The bells are ringing and everyone's singing
A tune that fills the room with holiday swinging
It's on its way, so put your head in the game
And we'll make the perfect Christmas, just you wait (Christmas, just you wait)

[Verse 3: Milk In The Microwave, AXIE, Qwelver]
Heya, Rudie, how's your duties?
It's hard to wrap gifts with hooves
Well, it's okay, how's Ginger's baking?
They're cute, but they don't taste that good (Blegh)
Well, surely, Coal must have hit her goal
You gave a job to the rock? (Eh-he-he...)
Now don't get it twisted
I'm glad for your assistance
Go take a well-earned break
And I'll do my best to fix this

[Bridge: Milk In The Microwave, Qwelver]
Trust me
Okay, just... let us know if you need anything
Okay! He-he-he!
Oh... What was I thinking?!

[Verse 4: Milk In The Microwave]
I can't fix this Christmas quick enough
All this stuff is just too much for one little toon
No one else can help me move along
They do it wrong, it takes too long for me to redo
Guess it's time for multitasking
A perfect Christmas is all I'm asking
I've done it before, I'll do it again
They will adore this Christmas when I
Wrap the presents and bake all the treats
Decorate everything and cook up a feast
And finally put the star on top of the tree
Woah, woah, woah!

[Verse 5: Milk In The Microwave]
Everything's perfect, it's blurry, but I'm proud (Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
It's like a commercial, everyone's gathered 'round (Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)
But there's no trace of smiles on their faces (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
They're staring with looks I can't place
It's strange, a change has left my head in such pain
My ears are ringing, the lights are beaming
The air is stinging, something's seeming off
They're not singing, I think they're screaming...?

[Verse 6: Milk In The Microwave]
My head's cracked and the ichor's dripping down
But I can't let that eyesore get me down!
It's time to host, so I'll put on a smile
Carve the Christmas roast and make it all worthwhile
The table's empty, I think they wanna play
Hide and seek, tag, or some other festive game
So I'll do my part to get this party started
Ready or not, I'm searching far and near
So in case you forgot your Christmas cheer
I'll find you, remind you that the time is here
For the bestest, festive party of the year!

[Outro: Milk In The Microwave]
Three, two, one
Ready or not, here I come!
He-he-he-he-he
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ah-ah, ah...