Jordan Rules Lyrics – JPEGMAFIA

Jordan Rules Lyrics Meaning

[Verse 1]
This verse is packed with aggression, confidence, and social commentary. The opening line references a Kimber firearm, saying that it doesn’t discriminate—it’ll “give you a tan” regardless of your race, implying violence doesn’t pick sides. He flexes his power, likening himself to a boss who demands a higher price for his presence. JPEGMAFIA acknowledges how people in the industry show fake love when you’re successful but drop you when the hype fades—though he’s still securing his bag.

He calls out clout-chasers who try to get close to him, even admitting to sleeping with a fan, reinforcing his rockstar-like appeal. He also criticizes his former PR representative, implying that greed and fame changed her. Then, he contrasts his upbringing with wealthier kids—he didn’t have the privilege of home videos growing up, suggesting a tougher background.

He critiques white rappers who gain massive fanbases because their predominantly white audiences relate to them more. His reference to Tiananmen Square and “tanking their plans” suggests taking down opposition with force, just as the Chinese government did during the protests. He corrects himself about comparing himself to Dillon Brooks, an NBA player known for his aggressive defense, and instead aligns with Bill Laimbeer, a notoriously rough and dirty player, reinforcing his own cutthroat nature.

He references Michael Jordan’s “Jordan Rules,” a defensive strategy used to stop him, implying that he has his own rules for dealing with enemies. The rest of the verse is a mix of bravado and threats, emphasizing that he won’t tolerate disrespect. The line about “flipping the pot” plays on both cooking and chaos, and “brain over p*ssy” suggests prioritizing intelligence over distractions. The verse ends with an eerie reference to turning someone’s lights off—Teddy Pendergrass, a singer who suffered a tragic accident, is used as a metaphor for taking someone out.

[Break]
Here, JPEGMAFIA expresses his complete disregard for what others think or do. He proudly states he was born in the ’80s, suggesting he comes from a different, possibly tougher, era. His hostility is clear—he doesn’t respect or care about anyone else’s opinions or actions.

[Verse 2]
This verse continues the aggressive, gun-heavy imagery. He boasts about having more firearms than white people in power, suggesting he’s more dangerous than the government itself. He takes aim at enemies, mocking them for their weakness and calling them “house cats,” meaning they’re domesticated and non-threatening.

He references Mario and his brother Luigi, implying he “shot the boss” like Mario taking down enemies in the game. The Joker reference hints at his chaotic, unpredictable nature—he’s ready to laugh but also ready to kill. He again mentions his gun, describing it as a “freak” and emphasizing its destructive power.

The verse repeats some lines, reinforcing his ruthless mindset. He equates himself to the Joker again, emphasizing his willingness to go to extremes. The overall theme is dominance—he’s untouchable, unpredictable, and unbothered by consequences.

[Break]
Similar to the first break, he once again declares that he doesn’t care about anyone or anything. He dismisses others as weak (“pie” means soft or easy to defeat). The laugh at the end adds a sinister edge, reinforcing his Joker-like persona—he finds amusement in others’ failure and weakness.

[Verse 3]
Here, he flexes his street knowledge and industry awareness. “Got that sh*t in my pelican” could mean he’s carrying something valuable or dangerous. He critiques the industry, calling out fake rappers who act tough but lack real credibility.

He highlights cultural appropriation, pointing out how white people imitate Black culture while still holding privilege. The Trump reference is ironic—he says they want to be Black, while some Black people embrace conservative views. He also exposes hypocrisy, asking why people act defensive when called out for their contradictions.

Then, he shifts to a personal feud, mocking his enemy’s losses—his father’s death, his brother’s weakness, and his own failures. He brags about sleeping with his rival’s girl and manipulating the situation to his advantage.

He claims he doesn’t need to openly beef with enemies—he keeps tabs on them and moves in silence. The closing lines reassert his dominance—everything his opponents have, he’s already taken. The “beats doing cardio” suggests he’s always working, improving, and staying ahead. The last bar is a threat—he’s warning his enemies that any move they make could be their last.

[Outro]
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