Chunky Chips Lyrics – Pete & Bas

[Verse 1: Pete]
Three piece pressed and I look the business
Ten gold rings on me cockney digits
Couple of sovereigns, a couple of signets
A fist to the face and he’s left with stitches

[Verse 2: Bas]
Size fifteen in my leather bound loafers
Twenty pound note in my coat for my chauffeurs
Top hat, coat tails at the back
Make a man disappear like it’s hocus pocus

[Verse 3: Pete]
God bless when the snub nose sneezes
Fleet full of blacked out Mercs for my geezers
Lord Jesus, boot full of heaters
Sell dirt bags to the teens like Wheatus

[Verse 4: Bas]
Now I’m banging on my chest like a chimpan
Stepped in and M&S vest and me jimjams
I were banging up food like a bin man
Went to a gaff with a gate from a tin can

[Verse 5: Pete]
I made a two bed flat me palace
I made a two pint stein my chalice
Silk boxers, they hold me phallus
Dragged up in Peckham, now I’m shopping in Paris

[Verse 6: Bas]
Yeah, I’m a grumpy git
I got fingers thicker than a chunky chip
Me handshake strong like a monkey grip
And I can crumble a man if I punch a rib

[Verse 7: Pete]

Wrap the dome, I don’t want diseases
Futhermore, I don’t wanna spread my genus
Coitus is easy line A B C
These birds wanna gobble up the D when they meet us

[Verse 8: Bas]
Timeless style, walk with panache
Bald on the top, long hair at the back
R’s on the motor, bills in a stack
These birds wanna bonk when I flash the cash

[Verse 9: Pete]
Cash rules everything around me
Cream get the money, chuck it on the horses
You get rich like me son
You best sign a prenup, you don’t want divorces

[Verse 10: Bas]
Licking off shots as I walk me schnauzer
The fiends stepping up for the marching powder
Dishing out food like a delicatessen
‘Cause I’m about me cheese fella, I love me Gouda

[Verse 11: Pete]
Three piece pressed and I look the business
Ten gold rings on me cockney digits
Couple of sovereigns, a couple of signets
A fist to the face and he’s left with stitches

[Verse 12: Bas]
Size fifteen in my leather bound loafers
Twenty pound note in my coat for my chauffeurs
Top hat, coat tails at the back
Make a man disappear like it’s hocus pocus