Brand New Dance Lyrics – Eminem

Read the full Brand New Dance lyrics by Eminem along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Eminem’s music, you can also explore Evil and Lucifer, two other songs by Eminem.

[Intro]
Get up
Everybody on the dance floor, come on
That means you too, Chris
Haha

[Verse 1]
Well, it’s Friday night, no date for the prom
Just got caught jacking off by your mom
Suspended from school for setting off the alarm
Kim Jong keep screaming he gon’ drop the b0mb
But anyway, every day is the same old shiddit
Room looking like a tornado hit it
Try to explain, your parents, they don’t get it
Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm
Let it roll, if you ready, we gon’ start the show
Everybody in the world, all across the globe
You can feel it in your head down to your toes
Dance until you’re wheelchair bound, here we go
Yeah, horseback, little do-si-do
Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo
Everybody in the world’s gonna laugh to this
S*it, I’ll probably end up crippled after this, come on

[Chorus]
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody, twirl together
Can you feel the funky beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One, two, three, follow me

[Verse 2]
Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
Slipped, fell, landed in a garbage can

S*it, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand
But I get it cracking like no one in the party can
Give me a beat, I’ll show you all a brand new dance
All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance
Now stand back, kids, don’t try this at home
Chi-boom, kick-boom, ooh, ah-oh
It’s a brand new craze and it’s sweeping the nation
Anything else is a cheap imitation
Just make sure that you videotape it
You can only do it once, but the people go apes*it
It’s a crowd favorite, a party pleaser
It’s better than the shake of a grand mal seizure
So next time that you see grandma, tease her
And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up

[Chorus]
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody, twirl together
Can you feel the funky beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One, two, three, follow me

[Bridge]
If your arms, legs, feet and your hands are numb
You’ve fallen and you can’t get up
It’s a brand new dance, this is my Chris anthem, I’m
Giving Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums

[Verse 3]
I’ma have everybody jumping to this
Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumping her fists
With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist
A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc
You just pull up a chair and grab a seat
And clap your hands and stomp your feet
Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
Flop around ’til you looking like a slab of meat
You put your left foot back, your right in front
Tip your head back, let it touch your butt
‘Til you feel a lil’ pop, like what the fu*k?
Motherfu*k, fu*k a duck, what the fu*k? I’m stuck
So, party people, are you with me? What’s the deal?
If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel
If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel
Windmilling on a million banana peels, come on

[Chorus]
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody, twirl together
Can you feel the funky beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Christopher Reeves
One, two, three, follow me

[Outro]
Woo
Good morning, Eminem
Or Marshall, as others have informed me
Christopher Reeves here
You had better not talk behind my back
Or I will kick your ass the minute I’m out of this chair
Watch yourself, Marshall
I’m watching you
Ah! Holy s*it