Antichrist (’05) Lyrics – Eminem

Read the full Antichrist (’05) lyrics by Eminem along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Eminem’s music, you can also explore Smack You and I’m Sorry [V2], two other songs by Eminem.

[Intro: Eminem]
The devil came to Michigan

[Verse 1: Eminem]
With balls in his durag, he sags, fearing no man
He stands, pen in his hand like Edward Scissorhands
Will slice his competition and just goes about his business
Anyone who knows about him knows about his shindig
Shenanigans and all his wacky antics in the papers
Shady’s dangling a baby tangled in a blanket, strangling
Him, hanging him over the railing by the ankles on some gangster s*it
Hailie’s name I’m changing it, to Handkerchief

If I don’t stay a step ahead of Michael I go psycho
He’s like an alter ego so wherever he goes I go
Ain’t afraid to take it there, babies laying naked there
Running around everywhere wearing nothing but underwear
Yeah, I’m back more benevolent than I’ve ever been
Little boy’s eleven who never been to the Netherlands
How’d you like to come and spend a day with Marshall Mathers
Share some cotton candy, ice cream and some caramel apples
Inside a carnival atmos-phere, yeah
I’m here, there, I’m everywhere, bleh
Never thought I’d see the day I get so famous I go schizo
But it’s o-, fficial, meet my new alias, his name is—

[Hook: Eminem & Traci Nelson]
Marshall!
He’s the antichrist
He will slice and dice
Children
His name is Marshall!
He’s the antichrist
He will slice and dice
Children

[Post-Chorus: Eminem & Traci Nelson]
My brother said my mother left my father

My sister said my mother left my dad
Now we all have a brand new step father
Who touches me at night while I’m in bed

[Verse 2: Eminem]
It’s winter, as I enter the daycare center
In a disguise, mustache, some fake hair and a three piece suit
Ready set to take care of business
Suddenly, I spot little Jake, bear witness
As I move in for the kill, take a pair of scissors
To his throat, I’ll cut him like steak, hey, Mrs
Waltz, if one false move you make there, this is it
Class, get a last look at Jake here, kiss his ass goodbye
Mwah, running down the hall flipping the fu*king principal off
While I pass him by, take him home, pull his pants to his thigh

[Fu*k] him in his ass like Joe Jacks did to the Jackson 5
Die, little ba*tard, die, tape his mouth to shut him up
I can’t stand for little brats that cry, cut him up
He slices and dices, the antichrist is the anthem
Get your damn hands up

[Hook: Eminem & Traci Nelson]
Mike- I mean Marshall!
He’s the antichrist
He will slice and dice
Children
His name is Marshall!
He’s the antichrist
He will slice and dice
Children

[Post-Chorus: Eminem & Traci Nelson]
My brother said my mother left my father
My sister said my mother left my dad
Now we all have a brand new step father
Who touches me at night while I’m in bed

[Verse 3: Eminem]
Why can’t I slice and dice kids like the antichrist
I wish I may, or as I might
I tend to rant and go off on a little bit of a tangent

[Fu*k] a little kid in the ass until his pants split
‘Till he can’t sit, I know the thought’s a little rancid
But that’s what these little rugrats get
For dancing and prancing around in them Spider-Man pajamas
And that’s what the cameras outside the master bedroom are for
You sleep on the bed and I’ll sleep on the floor
“How come my dad never calls me anymore?”
Because he left, brat, now I’m your new stepdad
You better accept that
So you want the race car bed or the Hello Kitty comforter?
Either one of them, I’m gonna end up snuggled up with you
I’m the motherfu*king uh, Antichrist
I’m kidding, it’s a joke, psych!

[Outro: Eminem & Bizarre]
(Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady)
Get it? Like- (Not Not cool man)
No, it’s- (Not cool)
No, like the devil? Like- (Nah)
Like Shady? Haha, like- (I don’t, I don’t get it)
Come on, it’s funny, right? (Nah)
Oh, but Bizarre can say it (Dawg) What?
(Dawg, I might fu*k a Pitbull in his ass, or rape my grandmother, but Goddamn)
But it’s a joke! (Mm-mm)
It’s a joke. (Yeah right)