Deux et demi Lyrics (English Translation) – OrelSan

Read the full Deux et demi (English Translation) lyrics by OrelSan along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Orelsan’s music, you can also explore Osaka and Encore une fois, two other songs by Orelsan.

[Intro]
There were two lines on the test
Now, one plus one makes three, so fu*k the rest
We’ve been waiting for this for so long, God Bless
I’m navigating between immense happiness and intense stress
In a cocoon, in a nest, in a fortress
For now, she just wants to enjoy her pregnancy
I want to help her, I’m starting from scratch but I’m making progress
It’s time to keep her promises, yes

[Bridge]
In a few months, everything will change
In fact, everything has already changed, yeah

[Verse 1]
I look at her belly and I remember it’s a mini-miracle
Now, one plus one makes three, we defied the math
At the ultrasound, I see her face and I shed a little tear
It’s the most beautiful movie I’ve ever seen and it’s only the beginning of the story
In The secret of the first few months
As soon as someone mentions the future, we give each other sideways glances like, “You guys don’t know?”
Two weeks later, everyone knew, we quickly caved
Good news is too rare to keep secret
She doesn’t have nausea, no cravings for strawberries, I must have watched too many bad French comedies
I still understand that the hormone levels are skyrocketing
When she starts crying because she missed her parallel parking spot
And at the same time, I can’t multitask
She parks the car and creates a human being at the same time
Between being rushed and wanting to enjoy the present
We do all the pregnant things, we live the experience
I have to learn how to do DIY projects, I have to prepare a beautiful nursery
Besides, there are too many things to do and too few months remaining items
Where is the list of everything a father does before the birth?

I feel like a teenager

[Pre-Chorus]

In a few months, everything will change
Actually, everything has already changed, yeah

[Chorus]
For a few months, we’re living life as two and a half
Two and a half
Soon there will be three of us, we’re living life as two and a half
Two and a half

[Verse 2]
And I can hardly believe it’s happening
That a human being will come out of her and join our family
At the midwife’s, I try to give my opinion
But overall, I realize I don’t know anything about life
She sends me podcasts, books, and all sorts of stuff
I’m too lazy, she quizzes me to make sure I’ve read it properly
It talks about oxytocin, endorphins, I’m getting all knowledgeable
If things get complicated, I’ll be able to deliver the baby myself Myself, with my bare hands
She says she wants a girl, I say I don’t have a preference
But given the amount of harassment, it’s just likely to increase the chances
Plus, she’ll be paid less than a boy
Who, in turn, has a greater chance of dying young or going to prison
Whatever happens, we’ll fight the statistics
Whatever happens, even if he’s ugly, he’ll be magnificent
Everything becomes more real when we visit the clinic
She wants to do everything like before, but I see she gets tired quickly
Month after month, after month, after month
We’re preparing for the arrival of the one who will come after me
We have to find a name, otherwise, no one will call him
It’s crazy how many names are already taken by people we don’t like
She’s gaining weight, I’m gaining weight, everyone’s gaining weight
She tells me she trusts me In her body, I see she’s not even freaking out
Okay, count on me, I’ll freak out for three
Everything will change in a few months

[Pre-Chorus]
In a few months, everything will change
In fact, everything has already changed, yeah

[Chorus]
For a few months, we’re living life as a couple
Two and a half
Soon there will be three of us, we’re living life as a couple
Two and a half

[Outro]
In a few months
In a few months
In a few months
In a few months
In a few months
In a few months
In a few months
In a few months