Dating Apps (Can Sit and Rotate) Lyrics – Tom Cardy

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[Intro]
Dating apps all get me mad
They waste my time and they make me sad
Remember, if an app is free to use
They’re still making money, but the product is you

[Verse 1]
The algorithm incentivizes prolonged usage
You’re perfect just the way you are (Ooh-oh-oh)
Mr dating app says “I’m designed to be deleted”
That’s bulls*it
That’s like a hamburger shop

Doing business by giving out burgers for free and saying

[Chorus]
“Never come back, please don’t come back
Take the free s*it, never come back
We don’t want your money (No)”

[Post-Chorus]
You provide the service and I’ll give you some money
A free burger seems funny so
We don’t want your money (No)

[Verse 2]
Free burger
Designed not to be eat-ed
So eat it
We promise you won’t get addicted
And if you’re somehow hungry after that
You can give us money for the s*xy burgers in the back

[Chorus]
Never come back (Come back), please don’t come back (Come back)
Give us all your money, never come back
We don’t want your money (No)
Never, ever leave (Come back), please don’t come back (Come back)

Don’t wanna die alone, never come back
(We don’t want your) Give us all your money
Never come back (Come back)

[Outro]
Discount on a 6 month subscription contract but then
Never, ever come back
They promise it’s the last burger you’ll ever eat
But check under the patty
Dopamine