Red Flags (Reverse Style!) Lyrics – Tom Cardy

Read the full Red Flags (Reverse Style!) lyrics by Tom Cardy along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Tom Cardy's music, you can also explore Lo-Fi and 3 Hours With A Close-Up Magician, two other songs by Tom Cardy.

[Verse 1: Montaigne]
The date started off so well
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life (Ah!)
He was perfect from what I could tell
How could I not see the danger right in front of me?

[Pre-Chorus: Tom Cardy & Montaigne, Both]
My favorite food is fish, woah
Baby, that's my favorite too
I love cartoon dogs
Baby, I love Scooby Doo
Hey boy, what's your favorite film?
He said, "the best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called"

[Chorus: Tom Cardy & Montaigne]
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede
Not ironically
He said, "The costume design was a highlight"
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people arse to mouth. Cool
Human Centipede
Please, God, save me
I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed

[Verse 2: Tom Cardy & Montaigne]
He said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
I think, "Holy s*it, I'm gonna be the main course"
He said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code

[Verse 3: Tom Cardy & Montaigne]
Why are you blinking so much?
I've got something in my eye
Here, let me get it out
No thank you, I don't wanna die
Bonjour, ma'am was blinking at us
Is this because your date is a freak?
"No." Very good, bon appétit

[Bridge: Tom Cardy & Montaigne]
Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
My heart's got bruises, but I'm ready to choose this love

[Pre-Chorus: Tom Cardy & Montaigne]
You could be my world, the love of my life
One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams
Only if the wedding is themed
Tell me what the theme's gonna be!

[Chorus: Tom Cardy & Montaigne]
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
That way we can save on the catering bill
Human Centipede
Only one mouth to feed
If you are the maid of honour, you know the deal (Ass)

[Post-Chorus: Tom Cardy & Montaigne]
I can finally open myself up to love
And I can finally sew a mouth to a butt

[Outro: Montaigne]
Human Centipede