Love Drunk Lyrics – Eminem

Read the full Love Drunk lyrics by Eminem along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Eminem’s music, you can also explore I’m Twisted (Freestyle) and Sociopath, two other songs by Eminem.

[Intro]
Oh, oh
Oh
I think I’m intoxicated
I think I-, I think I’m tipsy (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 1]
There once was a woman that wanted to rub c*nts
With another woman in the tub while they scrubbed each others buns
And stick cucumbers in each others cubbies and tubby
Sup buns, here she comes and her name was “Ellen”
She fell in love with the wrong girl, though
Cast a spell and Portia became lesbo
She was forced to lick it when Ellen says so
But she hadn’t met the convicted felon (Let’s go)
Is what he said when he climbed through the window
I’m here to save you (I’m a lesbian though)
No you’re not, you just haven’t met the right man
I’ll bet you nobody can do it like I can
You think she can lick it? S*it, I got a tongue like a lizard
I lick my own eyebrows with it
Plus, I’m ghetto Amy Winehouse with it
Take my false teeth out, my baby, lie down

[Chorus]
Is it the brew (Brew, brew)? Or is it the drügs (Drügs, drügs)
That make me do the things that I do when I’m in love? (Love, love)
‘Cause I don’t know what possesses me to act this way. Could it be my brain that makes me so strange?
‘Cause the way I think is just so deranged (I’m love drunk)
Girl, your loving has got me drunk (Drunk)
I don’t know what I’m doing, please help me up (Me up, up)
‘Cause I keep falling for you, I’m damn near crawling for you
You hear me calling for you, I’m drunk off your love (Love)

[Verse 2]
I’ve got a hot date with an ex-playmate named Kendra
Creeping up on her like a ninja

She don’t know it yet, but I’m kinda upset
Even though we ain’t met yet, how come we ain’t fu*ked yet?
On the “Smack That” video set
I was getting so mad, she ain’t give me no dap
I just kept looking at her while she’s doing her hair
In back of my mind I was screwing her, yeah
She’s putting on makeup, but I really don’t care
Oh, man, he ain’t gonna really go there?
Hand me the water bottle, up, full throttle
Over to her, like you wanna look pretty, ho? (Here)
Now you look real cute, that’ll teach you
To ignore me when I’m drunk
Jumped up like, Shady, I’ma kill you, I’ma beat you
Does this mean that we can’t fu*k?

[Chorus]
Is it the brew (Brew, brew)? Or is it the drügs (Drügs, drügs)
That make me do the things that I do when I’m in love? (Love, love)
‘Cause I don’t know what possesses me to act this way. Could it be my brain that makes me so strange?
‘Cause the way I think is just so deranged (I’m love drunk)
Girl, your loving has got me drunk (Drunk)
I don’t know what I’m doing, please help me up (Me up, up)
‘Cause I keep falling for you, I’m damn near crawling for you
You hear me calling for you, I’m drunk off your love (Love), yeah

[Verse 3]
The last girl on my list
Was beat up by her boyfriend ’cause he was pissed
I hope that I don’t offend her, but I just
Wanna creep through her window to get a kiss
It’s unlocked, so I enter and tell her shush
Not a peep, not a whimper, you’ll wake Chris
I don’t wanna lose my temper, now take this
That’s when I just begin to get a whiff
All the force I can put into my little fist
Give her one to the temple, isn’t this
The kinda s*it that you’re into? Yes, it is
I kick her while I lick her clitoris
She’s moaning and screaming, now look at this
She just swallowed all my semen and slit her wrist
Then we took a bubble bath, beat her with an umbrella
Made her laugh, said “I love you,” then I threw her down my elevator shaft

[Chorus]
Is it the brew (Brew, brew)? Or is it the drügs (Drügs, drügs)
That make me do the things that I do when I’m in love? (Love, love)
‘Cause I don’t know what possesses me to act this way. Could it be my brain that makes me so strange?
‘Cause the way I think is just so deranged (I’m love drunk)
Girl, your loving has got me drunk (Drunk)
I don’t know what I’m doing, please help me up (Me up, up)
‘Cause I keep falling for you, I’m damn near crawling for you
You hear me calling for you, I’m drunk off your love (Love)