Ritz Lyrics – Eminem

Read the complete Ritz Lyrics by Eminem along with song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Eminem’s music, you can also explore Marshall Powers and Love Drunk, two other songs by Eminem.

[Intro]
Yeah, boy, yeah, boy, yeah, girl
Let’s take it back
Attention, K-Mart shoppers, jerk-jicka-jerk
Attention, K-Mart shoppers, K-Mart shoppers
There’s a blue light special, sales aren’t stopping

[Verse 1]
Still got the radar to walk up in Target, spot a bargain like a dalmation
Zipping up the aisle, racing, got The Salvation Army, style blazer
I’m out chasing the gals mental hospital out patient
A grown adult who acts like a baby, I’m so ado-lescent
Same old Harley-Davidson coat and flannel
Eight days in a row, Slim ’til I’m eighty years-old, fat ho
Still a cage that you don’t rattle
Maybe that explains why you won’t battle
‘Cause you was okay in my book ’til you took a page from it, ho
My notepad’ll explode next time you’re in range of it though
Danger, unknown contaminants it contains in it, yo
Enough plutonium to blow up this whole stadium, ho, a$
Guess s*it don’t change and it won’t
Yeah, so if yesterday felt like the same day as before
That’ll explain why it’s Groundhog’s Day again, ho
Skidaddle, it’s been Shady since you’ve been afraid of your own shadow
Aftermath to the grave and we’re taking over the radio like it’s changing its own channel
And I wouldn’t dial it back if it crank yanked me
And whoa, still cranky and so zany and oh, yeah, don’t stop

[Chorus]
So here we go
Girl who does it better, let me know
La, de, da, came to party as soon as I hit the door
Y’all are in deep doo-doo fo’ sho’
Better get a pooper scooper
It’s Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers, Faygo, no Mountain Dew
It’s just blue mist when I’m at the Ritz, yeah

[Verse 2]
Talking about you saving the day, b!tch, you saving the decade
You nuts? Take a wild guess, who’s crazy as heck, wait
Fu*k you think? You expect Ma, Cool J in a suit playing the flute
Michael Bublé doing reggae, so much my new jewels weight
I get headaches, they’re breathtaking
Two huge chains, they’re like pet snakes dripping candy blue paint
With a meth face, swerving through lanes on a segway
Bumping 2 Chainz in a neck braze (2 Chainz)
Too dangerous of a threat, b0mb brain of Saddam Husseings head in a suitcase
When it detonates I–, hold up, hey, you get the kids from school?
‘Kay, cool, thanks
Impregnate a dead lady, eat bath salts
Two faces and get nak–, get wasted, got a toothpaste with a cigarette taste that’s lead-based
Smells like blue paste then I’m on a peg leg in a toupee
Selling bootlegs on casette tapes

[Chorus]
So here we go
Girl who does it better, let me know
La, de, da, came to party as soon as I hit the door
Y’all are in deep doo-doo fo’ sho’
Better get a pooper scooper
It’s Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers, Faygo, no Mountain Dew
It’s just blue mist when I’m at the Ritz, yeah

[Bridge]
Someone come on and (??)
Trying to break a hundred for one big (??) ((??))
It’s Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers, Faygo, no Mountain Dew
It’s just blue mist when I’m at the Ritz, yeah

[Verse 3]
Attention, K-Mart shoppers, jerk-jicka-jerk
Attention, K-Mart shoppers, K-Mart shoppers
That’s your trademark if life imitates art
K-Mart to the graveyard, safeguard it like Braveheart
Ain’t changing a thing, dawg, my thoughts are gonna stay dark
So cold to this day, start defrosting to my ideas
After I got ’em to cook ’em they still stay raw
Because all them thoughts I thought of crawls back up as soon as I thought ’em
Must mean I’m so hot, I’m cold, so cold, I’m hot, I’m like autumn
‘Cause I’m back to tripping on all them motherfu*kers
It just sucks I had to fall on my ass to hit my bottom
And the whole debacle was a God awful experience
But it also gave me an awesome source I could draw from
And don’t bother calling the law enforcement to stop him
There’s a new sheriff in town, it’s a marshall
[moron] it’s Gotham
Coming through in a bra on a horse with Robin in boxing shorts
I’m too boxy with a box of Newports and Hopsin
And your problems compiled as Marshall gone wild
And drive a car through the side of Arkham Asylum
And park in the dining room
Ain’t no thoughts darker than mine are
Bats*it cray, sometimes I just gotta remind him
Lady, nice bottom, it’s top of the line and I’m
Looking forward to getting behind it

[Chorus]
So here we go
Girl who does it better, let me know
La, de, da, came to party as soon as I hit the door
Y’all are in deep doo-doo fo’ sho’
Better get a pooper scooper
It’s Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers, Faygo, no Mountain Dew
It’s just blue mist when I’m at the Ritz, yeah

[Outro]
(Still a K-Mart shopper, you b!tch)
Yeah
(Still a K-Mart shopper, you b!tch)
B!tch, I’m feeling nostalgic
(Still a Wal-Mart shopper, you b!tch)
Suck my ballsack
(Still a Target shopper, you b!tch)
Stiffler’s back (S*it)
Chicka—Stiffler’s back
Chick—chick—er-chicka—Stiffler’s back
Chicka-Stiffler’s back
Chick
Party pooper
Haha