Kiss The Elden Ring Lyrics – Starbomb

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[Intro]
(You got me like ooh)
(Got me like ooh)
(Got me like ooh)
(Got me like ooh)

[Verse 1: Arin Hanson, Dan Avidan]
There’s a little game and it’s called Elden Ring
It’s got a world and a story that is making me sing
They got the author of Game of Thrones writing the thing
So you know that s*it is good as fu*k; praise the king
I’m running around, checking the town

Cleaning up dragons and giants and knights
With all kinds of blights
I hear a little voice in the distance
Hello? Can you hear me?
Oh, I cannot miss this
Oh my stars!
B!tch, are you a jar?
I’m so happy to see you!
Fu*k that, I wanna be you
I’m Alexander and I’m stuck in this hole, I’m also called the iron fist
Listen b!tch, you got me like

[Chorus]
Ooh and I don’t know why
I am horny for this bucket getting mystified (You got me like ooh)
I got attention divide
I should probably find the Elden Ring but this jar’s (Got me like ooh)
I wonder what’s inside
I’d like to bathe in the innards of this fu*king guy
I cannot stand by
When the least I can do is make this ceramic pot fly

[Verse 2: Arin Hanson, Dan Avidan]
Please sir, gimme a good smack from the rear
With something nice and big

You just fu*king made my whole year
Ahh, well played, the pleasure is mine!
Prithee take some rotten flesh as a thanks for your time
Wait, hold up, hold on, was that flesh up inside you?
Why, yes! Fallen enemies I put up inside me
Aw damn, now I’m jealous that I’m not up inside you
If I let you kick my ass, can I be all up inside you?
What am I thinking, man? This bowl got me fanning my face
The way this fu*ker talks, putting me in my place
Disgraced to let my parents know that I’m simping a vase
When he’s like “Filling my heart with vigor”
That’s just making my pen!s bigger

[Bridge: Arin Hanson]
Ha ha ha, you and me
Little brown jug, don’t I love thee
Ha ha ha, you and me
Little brown jug, don’t I love thee (You got me like)

[Chorus: Arin Hanson]
(Ooh) Must’ve left my heart ajar
Cause I’m thinking now I might be in love with a jar (You got me like)
(Ooh) Might think it’s quite bizzare
But I’m looking at other kitchen implements and they (Got me like)
(Ooh) Is there a warrior spoon? Oh fu*k
The thought of its curvy body’s making me swoon (You got me like)
(Ooh) I guess I better admit
That I am s*xually attracted to things that I cook stuff with

[Verse 3: Arin Hanson]
Yo, the more I look, the more I see
Ladies around, staring at me
There’s a witch named Ranni, but it ain’t the right time, see
Her four arms are on me but none of them cook banh mi
And Fia, I see ya, but I can’t guarantee ya
As I gaze into your eyes in this bed from IKEA
But that blessing when you’re pressing me into your chest
Isn’t impressing me more than a stainless steel zester
Out of a puff of vapor, appears Melina
But you know that steamy babe isn’t a milk steamer
Got a peek-a Roderika, who’s spirit tuning
But a spoon is the soonest thing you’ll find me spooning (You got me like)

[Chorus: Arin Hanson]
(Ooh) I think I’m losing my mind
Should I see a therapist, or make a blender my bride? (Got me like)
(Ooh) No matter what I do
The thought of fu*kin that s*xy piece of hunky porcelain (Got me like)
(Ooh) Maybe I should confront
All my feelings, talk to Alexander and be blunt
I’m gonna give it all I got
I’m gonna stop repressing my depressing thoughts and try to fu*k that pot

[Verse 4: Arin Hanson]
A-so, I just arrived in the Caelid Wilds
See my boy Alexander and I’m all smiles
Check my breath, comb my hair and I look over there
And guarding a castle door, a dinosaur sized motherfu*king giant pot
Oh god, what do I do?
Alexander’s waving at me now, but now I got new feelings
For the massive pot
Maybe I should’ve tried to make it work with Milli and her scarlet rot (You got me like)

[Chorus: Arin Hanson]
(Ooh) He’s lifting up his foot
How did he know that I’m into that kind of—

[Outro: Dan Avidan]
(Spoken) Oh my stars! Well, as long as no one’s using this meat, I guess I could just put this into my. jar body. mm, yes. mmm, eugh, yes.