Hammer of Justice Lyrics – Juno Songs

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[Intro]
You want the villaings net?
You want the villaings schemes?
If you want to be a villain number one
You must aid and abet
A master plot so mean
And chase a superhero on the run!
Now listen closely
Sportaflop is runnin loose!
Thinks he’s so smart
With that flipping’ around, BUT!
The ball’s in Robbie’s court!
And with a plan deduced
That pesky do-gooder’s soon to go down!

[Verse 1]
Haven’t you heard
Of this lesson here in trickery? (We are number one!)
Listen closely!
Every word
That will sure go down in history! (We are number onе!)
It’s no mystery
What happens next?
Usе your heads!
And come up with a plan
To catch that flippety-floppity man!

[Bridge]
When the light’s running low
Follow my moves while sneaking around!
When the dark starts to grow
Just be careful not to make a sound!
There’s a light in your soul
Now look at this net that you just found
That will shine in the cold
Now get ready to throw it down!

[Verse 2]
Throw this net
Not at ME
BUT AT HIM!
Ugh! Let’s try something else!
Watch and learn, here’s the key:
He will slip on these banana peels!
Ha ha ha! laugh with glee
To the sound ringing deep on the bells!
One to fame victory
Then you’ll hear freedom green in its knells!

[Verse 3]
Shadows cutting deep
When you want to sleep
Raise up your net, persistence is the key! Yes!
A ture villain fights
Swims against the tides
Of failure’s insanity!
Well, though the world spins on, don’t just be a pawn
For you alone are master of disguise!
Now see, when it’s said and done
Villain number one
Is the end of the hero’s journey!

[Verse 4]
So that one didn’t work
That’s sometimes how it is!
When failure hits you, you hit it right back
A villain always lurks
With keen analysis
To catch the hero on the next attack!
Back to the drawing board to craft another plan
And beat that sportaflop at his own game
And if we come up short, then we must understand
What to improve before we try again!

[Verse 5]
I strive to laze
All around my once-great lazy town (We are number one!)
All this effort’s driving me crazed
It’ll pay off when I can lie down (We are number one!)
For forever, once I prevail
And I’ve claimed ultimate victory
I’ll kick back and watch some TV!

[Bridge]
When the light’s running low
Sneak around with such grace and such skill!
When the dark starts to grow
That’s when you stand ABSOLUTELY still!
There’s a light in your soul
That’s the spark of a villainous will
That will shine in the cold
What’s a story without a rotten thrill?

[Verse 6]
Heroes fight, villains scheme (Dah-da-deedle-deedle-da-da-dah-dah)
Look at gadgets that I have designed (Dah-da-da-dah-dah-dah-dah!) (We are number one!)
Slick disguise, mean machines (HEY!) (Dah-da-deedle-deedle-da-da-dah-dah)
It is clear that I’m the mastermind! (Dah-da-da-dah-dah-dah-dah!) (We are number one!)
I’ll shoot him through the sky (HEY!) (Dah-da-deedle-deedle-da-da-dah-dah)
But be careful not to touch a thing! (Dah-da-da-dah-dah-dah-dah!) (We are number one!)
Though I’m clever and sly (HEY!) (Dah-da-deedle-deedle-da-da-dah-dah)
You don’t know the problems it cloud bring! (Dah-da-da-dah-dah-dah-dah!) (We are number one!) (HEY!)

[Verse 7]
Shadows cutting deep (Dah-deedle-dah-dah-da-da)
When you want to sleep (Dah-deedle-dah-dah-da-da)
Raise up your net, persistence is the key! Yes! (We are number one!)
A ture villain fights (Dah-deedle-dah-dah-da-da)
Swims against the tides (Dah-deedle-dah-dah-da-da)
Of failure’s insanity! (We are number one!)
Well, though the world spins on, don’t just be a pawn (Dah-deedle-dah-dah-da-da)
For you alone are master of disguise! (Dah-deedle-dah-dah-da-da) (We are number one!)
Now see, when it’s said and done (Dah-deedle-dah-dah-da-da)
Villain number one (Dah-deedle-dah-dah-da-da)
Is the end of the hero’s journey! (Dah-deedle-dah-dah-da-da) (We are number one!)