MEGALODONTIA Lyrics – Juno Songs

MEGALODONTIA Lyrics Meaning

[Intro]
This part kicks things off with a dramatic vibe, where the speaker is addressing outsiders—likely enemies—saying they’re not the usual foes but they’ve taken too much, probably referring to salmon eggs (roe). The ocean is getting stirred up, signaling a coming battle. The “seven rings” might hint at something powerful or symbolic, like a force they’re rallying behind. Salmon are getting ready for war using what they’ve got—pots and pans, maybe a funny nod to cooking tools used as weapons. Their king, Megalodontia, is a huge, fearsome leader whose presence is spreading like a powerful scent. The salmon fight to spawn and die, which is their natural cycle, but here it’s turned into a proud battle. There’s this fiery energy, with bright lights and clashing weapons, as they try to reclaim what’s theirs. Their sharp teeth and courage are front and center, and they’re making it clear this fight isn’t just about survival—it’s about glory, revenge, and reclaiming their legacy.

[Verse 1]
The salmon are cheering on their king, showing loyalty and trust in his leadership. They believe he brings them strength, pride, and purpose—even if it means becoming food. There’s this deep belief that even in defeat, being eaten gives their lives meaning. It’s kind of twisted but oddly noble—they see being devoured as a kind of victory because it supports the world. The ocean tides are changing, which feels like a sign of something big coming. Even if the salmon fall, they’ll feed the land and continue the cycle. They’re willing to be judged in the afterlife but know their purpose lies in feeding others and fighting bravely. The king’s mouth, probably Megalodontia’s, is like a doom they can’t escape from, yet they accept it. They’re fearless and say their spawn will keep spreading everywhere, no matter the danger. Then there’s a rally cry to save their future (the roe) and a warning about a powerful figure—Joe—likely a boss-like enemy. They’re ready for the final showdown during their crucial spawning time.

[intermission, sans]
This little break takes a lighter, joking tone. A laid-back voice casually remarks on how active things are with all the fish “biting” today. There are a bunch of fish puns here—like “tackled”—which makes it feel like comic relief in the middle of the action. But it’s still layered with those repeated chants of loyalty to the king, keeping the energy going.

[back to the music]
Here, the song plays with a lot of fishy puns—like “tip the scales,” “de-bait,” and “hook”—but under all that humor is a warning. It’s saying the enemy’s going to lose no matter what. The salmon are fierce and determined, and there’s no point arguing about it. There’s a visual image too—one character is so stripped down, they’re no use to the salmon anymore, but the other person might still be on the menu. It’s playful but also intense, showing that even while the song is full of jokes, the threat is still real. They’re making it clear that surrender might be the only option, or you’ll end up as dinner.

[Verse 2]
This verse gets back into the heart of the salmon’s mission—they’re born to fight, die, and in doing so, give back to the land. They listen to their king and are ready to follow him through anything. The chant “Hail the king of salmonids!” keeps the energy high. Their king leads them with strength and hope for victory, and they’re loyal enough to never stop fighting. The salmon believe that whether they win or fall, their purpose stays the same—they exist to nourish the world. Even in death, they feel they don’t truly disappear, because new salmon will rise again and continue the cycle. It’s kind of poetic, mixing the brutality of battle with a deep connection to nature and renewal.

[Outro: Mr. Grizz]
This wraps it up with a quick, cheeky nod. The mission’s done, job well done—now hurry back, ‘cause running the chopper isn’t cheap!