Sexistential Lyrics – Robyn

Read the full Sexistential lyrics by Robyn from the album Sexistential along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Robyn's music, you can also explore Talk to Me and Blow My Mind (2026 Version), two other songs by Robyn.

[Verse 1]
Fu*k a app, I need me some IRL
I'm on the clock, just give me your ASL
Fu*k a Plan B, baby, it's no big deal
I'm already ten weeks in maternity
Fu*k a single mom, I'm not judgmental
In my sweatpants, in some juicy hentai
Fu*k a therapist, it's not mental
I need philosophy, this s*it is existential

[Pre-Chorus]
So I was about to go have a kid on my own
And then my doctor said, "Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?"
Well, Adam Driver always did kinda give me a boner
She like, "Yeah, wasn't he great in Don't Mess With The Zohan?"

[Chorus]
I-I-I-I li— I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This s*it is existential
I like to go out
Wear somеthing nice and push
Is existential

[Refrain]
Fu*k a app
Fu*k a singlе mom (S*it is existenti—)
Fu*k a Plan B, baby
Fu*k a therapist
S*it is ex—

[Verse 2]
I've been on Raya while on IVF
PTSD from all the tests
Hormonal rants on IG
Scrolling my feed while breastfeeding
Spent too much on Etsy
Expensive s*it I don't need
Bossy, bad and bougie
Like push, push, hold it, breathe

[Chorus]
I-I-I-I li— I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
S*it is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Is existential

[Verse 3]
My body's a spaceship with the ovaries on hyperdrive
Got a whole universe inside that exists in between my thighs
Do I have a consistent will to persist and finish this ride?
My babymaker's got twenty in the clip, ready to fire

[Refrain]
Fu*k a app
Fu*k a single mom
Fu*k a Plan B, baby (Babymaker's, ma-ma-ma-makers)
Fu*k a therapist

[Chorus]
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
S*it is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This s*it is existential