Wizards, Witches and Wenches Lyrics – Jonny RaZeR

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[Intro: Jonny RaZeR, Krome]
Ah, fellow Krome!
I see you too have mastered the mystic arts
Why yes! I have turned the opposition into a gaggle of monkeys!
Oh ho ho ho
Splendid work, my friend!
Thank you very much!
Now, why don’t you say we do a little bit of spellcasting, shall we?
Well I am okay with that, if I do say so myself
Ho ho
Let’s show them what we can do

[Verse 1: Jonny RaZeR]
Double, double
Toil and trouble
I’m making potions
It’s ’boutta bubble
I’m doing magic
I’m not a muggle
Blew up a boulder and it crumbled into rubble
I made a labyrinth, like they’re tryna solve my puzzle
I cast a spell and now you start to struggle
Drinking the potion- down the hatch, you know I guzzle
Collecting emeralds in the chaos like I’m Knuckles
Yeah, yeah, I just learned to be a wizard
Found my ex-girl and I turned her to a lizard
Ice spell starting up like a blizzard
But not like Activision, yeah, I won’t get you triggered
Fireball shooting now ’cause I’m a wizard
Sharpness 5 sword, that’s chopping off your Richard
I’m the big dog, but please don’t call me Clifford
Cause this ain’t no Digiorno, yeah
The ops getting delivered

[Verse 2: Krome]
Am I a wizard?
Feel like I practice hypnotic

Super-sonic
Bars but a gin and tonic
Ain’t iconic
Enough for me to go atomic
Fill a comic book with my songs
You could probably laugh along
Take a page out of my diary
And realize I ain’t tired of me
And that’s why I ain’t dropped in so long
‘Cause I’m finally understanding who I am
And unlike dobby, yeah, I made it out the sand
Want some Wizard 101, then grab a wand and ditch the gun
To notice it’s only a stick inside your hand (Ooh yuh)
But I ain’t into that witchcraft
And all of this wizard riff raff
And you know I’m a dog so I bit back
‘Cause I don’t got time for that chit-chat
I’m breaking the ops like a Kit-Kat
Grabbing the wand, it go click-clack
The wand name is Draco, no this that
Now I’m popping it off like a Tic-Tac
Yuh

[Verse 3: Jonny RaZeR]
Tic-Tac
Whipping the phantom with no tax
You know when I spit that, I spit fax
You know when you eating, you get scraps
I’m a big hero, no Baymax
A Milli’ on YouTube with gold plaques
I’m with a familiar I make pacts
My text is on bottom like impacts
Yuh