WEIGHT WATCHERS Lyrics – Melanie Martinez
Read the full lyrics of “WEIGHT WATCHERS” by Melanie Martinez from the album HADES. Here, we have shared the complete “WEIGHT WATCHERS” Lyrics along with its music video, deeper meaning and song credits.
Lyrics of WEIGHT WATCHERS by Melanie Martinez
[Verse 1]
Everyone’s trying to get it off faster
Supplement master, a fistful should work
Soup and the smoothies to combat disaster
Carbs don’t burn fast enough for what it’s worth
Didn’t think I changed too much ’til they said it
A thread on Subreddit is what I’m reduced to
Needles to needlessly say it’s the rapture
‘Cause even I bite my nails wondering if I should
[Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?
Hey, hеy, hey, hey, hey, hеy
Weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?
[Verse 2]
Normal it is to contort and contract all my muscles
Remembering to still arch my back
And I Gua Sha each day, but my face still has fat
Someone told me the doctor could get rid of that
But I’ve already got a surgeon who knows me
Tonguing down anesthesia while he’d cut me
An implant of five hundred CC of s*xy
I won’t lie to you, that man really blessed me
[Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?
[Bridge]
How normal it is to skip lunch and dessert
And yet somehow, my stomach sticks out of my skirt
So I workout each day, but I don’t think it works
So I research to see if the surgery hurts
Spent so many years being cute on the TV
Before I could blink, I became nearly thirty
And I got bigger boobs so that I could transcend it
Now all that I read is, “Hey, I think she’s pregnant”
[Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?
(How normal it is to contort and contract)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
(All my muscles, remembering to still arch my back)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?
(And I Gua Sha each day, but my face still has fat)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Weight watchers
(Someone told me, “The doctor could get rid of that”)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Are you watching me?
WEIGHT WATCHERS Song Credits & Production Details
| Song Title | WEIGHT WATCHERS |
| Album | HADES |
| Singer(s) | Melanie Martinez |
| Musician(s) | CJ Baran |
| Lyricist(s) | Melanie Martinez, CJ Baran |
| Release Date | March 27, 2026 |
| Label | Atlantic Records |
| Copyright © | Atlantic Records |
| Language | English |
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The song ‘WEIGHT WATCHERS’ is sung by Melanie Martinez.
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The song ‘WEIGHT WATCHERS’ by Melanie Martinez is written by Melanie Martinez and CJ Baran.
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Music of the song ‘WEIGHT WATCHERS’ is produced by CJ Baran.
When was the song ‘WEIGHT WATCHERS’ officially released?
The song ‘WEIGHT WATCHERS’ is officially released on March 27, 2026, accompanied by its official music video.
What album is the song ‘WEIGHT WATCHERS’ from?
The song ‘WEIGHT WATCHERS’ is from the album titled ‘HADES’.
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The song ‘WEIGHT WATCHERS’ by Melanie Martinez was released under the record label Atlantic Records.
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