UNREGGCOGNIZABLE Lyrics – Spookynova

Slice!! (Slice!)
Dice!! (Dice!)
Them all right! (All right!)
And feed the masses till they’re stuffed!!! (Oooh- oooh)

Cook!! (Cook!)
Fry!! (Fry!)
Fresh delight!! (Delight!)
I’m serving vermin sunny side up!!! (Oooh- oooh)

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!
Come one, come all, your chef is home!!!

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!
And even when I claim my throne

They still Hunger for more
So grab a plate
Come get a taste
Of scrambled pain
Right down into its core

My guests remain unsatisfied
Until you’re flayed alive!!!
So go and grow that appetite
And join your teammates for a bite!!!

Builderman, your buildings got nothing on scorching ovens!!!!
“Put dispenser here” And then I’ll cook you by the dozen!!

Pizza boy wants a piece of me? I won’t fight fair!
Pulling up to builder brothers, turn it to another kitchen NIGHTMARE!!!!

Two time, stay strapped in
‘Cause my KNIFE puts the SLASH into “They/Them”

Aw Chance, bad luck! That’s not your fault!!
Now I’ll serve you well done with a pinch of salt, YEAH!!!

Slice!! (Slice!)
Dice!! (Dice!)
Them all right! (All right!)
And feed the masses till they’re stuffed!!! (Oooh- oooh)

Cook!! (Cook!)
Fry!! (Fry!)
Fresh delight!! (Delight!)
I’m serving vermin sunny side up!!! (Oooh- oooh)

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!
You know the name, don’t wear it out!!
1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!
I’ve earned this toque atop my crown!

Yet still Slave at the stove
So get in line
Before you dine
And grab a steaming side
Of getting pwned

My guests remain unsatisfied
Until you’re flayed alive!!!
So go and grow that appetite
And join your teammates for a bite!!!

“Guest kick, Guest punch!!!”
Guess what?? CHEF’S CUT!!!!
“Chef’s kiss” what they’ll be saying
About my next lunch!!

Double-o7, you’re getting cut up and flayed!!
Gimme some Double-o-Lemons, I’ll make some Double-o-nade!!!!

Oh Johnathan, your flukes have runneth dry
Your “goose is cooked?” NAH, your chicken’s fried!!!! (What???)

Step to the chef
Best come to eat!!
Pull up a seat!
Bon appetit!!