Telemachus’s Mom Lyrics – Overly Sarcastic Productions

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[Intro]
Telemachus’s mom has got it going on
(Woo!)
Telemachus’s mom has got it going on
(Yeah!)
Telemachus’s mom has got it going on
(Woohoo!)
Telemachus’s mom has got it going on
(Gonna marry that lady!)

[Verse 1]
Hey there bro Telemachus, heard about your dad
(Heard about your dad)
Penelope must be lonely, now that’s just too bad
(That’s too bad)
So your dad’s not back from the ten-year war?
(The Trojan War)
Well that’s a shame – I guess
He’s not the king anymore
(King anymore)
And I know it’s a breach of hospitality
But daddy should have thought of that before
He died at sea
(Yeah!)

[Chorus]
Penelope is so the queen for me
And I don’t need any oracle to see
Everybody knows that your dad is indisposed
(Or dead!)
So stab a cow or three so I can court Penelope

[Refrain]
Telemachus’s mom has got it going on
Telemachus’s mom has got it going on
(Yeah, yeah yeah)

[Verse 2]
Telly, do you remember how the war began?
(Probably not cuz you were a baby!)
(The war began)
Menelaus’s wife was with another man
(A lucky man)
Now they’re back together and their love is true
(Oooh whoa whoa whoa)
(It’s oh so true)
Don’t you think your mom
Deserves a love story too?
(Love story too)
And as soon as she’s finished
With her wedding veil
She’ll get a guy too smart to die from straight up
Setting sail
(Woo!)

[Chorus]
Penelope is so the queen for me
And I don’t need any oracle to see
Everybody knows that your dad is indisposed
(Or dead)
So stab a cow or three so I can court Penelope!

[Bridge]
(Oooh)
(Oooh)
(Oooh)
(Oooh)
(Oooh)

[Chorus]
Penelope is so the queen for me
(So the queen for me!)
She’s all I want and I know she wants me!
(After all, who wouldn’t?)
All I got to do is shoot
This arrow straight and true
I’ll string the bow for free so I can court
Penelope, aaaah~
(Gonna marry-)
Penelope, aaa-
(Hey who’s that guy?)
It’s time to win the queen
Of that sweet homophrosyne
(Not the face! Not the face! Ah!)
Odysseus is gone, it’s time to marry Telly’s mom!

[Outro]
Hey you look familiar- AURGH