Telemachus’s Mom Lyrics – Overly Sarcastic Productions

Telemachus’s Mom Lyrics Meaning

[Intro]
The singer is excited about Penelope, Telemachus’s mom, and finds her very attractive. He keeps repeating that she “has got it going on,” meaning she’s amazing and desirable. He’s determined to marry her, showing his confidence and enthusiasm, even though the situation is complicated.

[Verse 1]
The suitor addresses Telemachus, Odysseus’s son, and sarcastically acknowledges that his dad has been missing for years. He assumes that Penelope must be lonely and implies that since Odysseus hasn’t returned from the Trojan War, he must be dead. Because of this, he believes Odysseus is no longer king and sees an opportunity to marry Penelope. He admits it might not be entirely honorable to pursue her, but he argues that Odysseus should have thought about that before disappearing at sea. His attitude is selfish, as he’s focused only on his own gain.

[Chorus]
The suitor claims that Penelope is the perfect queen for him, and he doesn’t need any prophecy or divine sign to see it. He confidently states that everyone knows Odysseus is gone for good. He then casually tells Telemachus to make a sacrifice (stabbing a cow) to make their courtship official, acting as if it’s just a normal tradition.

[Refrain]
The suitor repeats his excitement about Penelope, emphasizing how much he desires her. The repetition shows his obsession and how he’s convinced that he will win her over.

[Verse 2]
The suitor reminds Telemachus how the Trojan War started—with Helen running away with Paris. He points out that Helen and her husband Menelaus are now back together and happy, implying that Penelope also deserves a love story. He suggests that once Penelope finishes weaving her famous wedding veil (a trick she’s using to delay marriage), she’ll find a man who is too smart to die from simply setting sail—another jab at Odysseus. The suitor clearly thinks he is the right choice and better than Odysseus, ignoring the fact that Penelope is still loyal to her husband.

[Chorus]
Again, the suitor confidently claims that Penelope is meant for him and that Odysseus’s absence means he has a chance. He repeats that making a sacrifice will seal the deal, showing how casually he views the whole situation.

[Bridge]
The drawn-out sounds create a dramatic buildup, as if the suitor is anticipating his victory.

[Chorus]
The suitor becomes even more convinced that Penelope wants him. He boasts about himself, claiming that he just needs to complete a challenge—stringing Odysseus’s bow and shooting an arrow—to prove he’s worthy. However, his confidence is shattered when he suddenly notices someone unexpected—Odysseus himself. The moment turns chaotic as Odysseus, very much alive, ruins his plans. The suitor panics, realizing he’s in serious trouble.

[Outro]
The suitor recognizes Odysseus, but before he can react, he is likely attacked—ending his bold dreams of marrying Penelope.