Selekta Lyrics – Kyle Gordon

Selekta Lyrics Meaning

[Intro]
The intro sets the stage with Albie Wobble introducing himself and his fictional hometown, “Wellington-Upon-Trent.” He gives a shoutout to a friend, Nathan, who brings weed (“ganja”), hinting at a party or casual vibe. The phrase “Rudeboy” references a tough, street-savvy persona, and “Selekta” is a DJ term, hyping up the track. The line “Are you mental?” adds a playful, mocking energy, as if challenging or calling out someone.

[First Verse]
Albie Wobble starts with confidence, dismissing another group (“your crew be doo-doo”) as weak. The repeated “boom boom” mimics the rhythm of UK grime or dancehall music. The next lines mock rival gang members near a chip shop, suggesting he doesn’t respect them. The phrase “stab them man” sounds violent, but it’s exaggerated in a humorous, over-the-top way. “Glasgow smile” refers to a dangerous act, but then he backtracks, saying he won’t risk getting blood on his trainers. “Pick up the skeng” means grabbing a weapon, but the joke follows that his enemies are so weak they’d run away. The “hot pot pie” line humorously implies they aren’t even tough enough to steal from his grandma. The last part flips back to dance references, challenging them to “tango,” before making another ridiculous threat, “Hit ‘em with the Rambo right up in the mango,” mixing action-movie bravado with nonsense.

[Chorus]
Trixie B takes over, bringing a more playful and flirtatious vibe. “Take me to the yard” means inviting someone over, but it’s a challenge (“if you can handle it”). “Pop a mandy” refers to taking MDMA (a party drug), adding to the wild, party theme. The line about people staring at her “baps” (slang for breasts) through her Burberry (a high-end British fashion brand) highlights unwanted attention and her confidence. “I know you heard of me” reinforces her reputation, making it clear she’s well-known and not to be messed with.

[Second Verse]
This verse keeps up the rowdy, aggressive energy, with more brags and absurd threats. “Pop round in Bradford” suggests showing up in a rough area, where things could get dangerous. “Turn your ugly mug into porridge” is a violent metaphor, but exaggerated for humor. “Million quid to get your Barney Gumble’d” means knocking someone out so badly they resemble the drunk cartoon character Barney Gumble from *The Simpsons*. He references pubs, sketchy massage parlors (“rub ‘n tug”), and British fast food (“Greggs”). The verse throws in insults, calling people weak (“ponces”) and using crude humor about someone’s mother. The lines become more absurd, mixing threats with s*xual innuendo in an over-the-top way, keeping the comedic and aggressive tone.

[Final Chorus]
This chorus repeats the previous one but with extra lines. Trixie B again dares someone to handle her wild energy, referencing drügs and partying. She’s frustrated with people staring at her and asserts her reputation. The extra lines throw in more British slang and insults. “Sunday roast at Toby Carvery” mocks someone for being boring and predictable. “Don’t get smart with me” is a warning, while “You get no part of me” makes it clear she’s dismissing whoever she’s talking to. It ends on a tough and playful note, keeping the chaotic energy going.