“P. T. Barnum vs The Wizard of Oz” Lyrics by Freshy Kanal is a latest English song in the voice of Freshy Kanal. Its music too is composed by singer while brand new “P. T. Barnum vs The Wizard of Oz” song lyrics are also written by Freshy Kanal. This is a popular song among the people of United States of America.
The song is a rap battle between P. T. Barnum and the Wizard of Oz, where they take turns calling each other fakes and exposing shady parts of their histories. Oz mocks Barnum for being a con artist who exploited people, while Barnum hits back by saying Oz is a weak magician hiding behind tricks. It’s basically two showmen bragging, insulting each other, and trying to prove who’s the bigger fraud.
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P. T. Barnum vs The Wizard of Oz Lyrics
[Verse 1: P. T. Barnum (Eric The Audible)]
Come one, come all, to see the wizard: the wonderful Wizard of Oz
Who brought down a witch with a few magic words: “Please, random girl, you finish her off!”
You’d best keep your distance from Emerald Neckless
You don’t want his hex of asbestos? Stay far from him
Oz was more threatened from toxic cosmetics
He’d get more respect if he learned beauty parlour tricks
Barnum’s bar none the best at barnstorming and outbarring barmy old folks
No holds barred against bark-and-no-bite bums who couldn’t go toe-to-toe with Toto
That head’s been in so many smoke shows
Using his mojo on poor old dames who don’t know better
Tapping the governor’s woman like a couple slippers, then dipping
In Bridgeport, there’s no place for homewreckers!
[Verse 2: The Wizard of Oz (Zawesome)]
SILENCE! You filthy, fraudulent facilitator of frivolous junk
You made America’s first aquarium and it was still far from your fishiest stunt (Oh!)
Lived a life so dark, they called Wolverine to replenish your kindly farce
But you can’t hide behind those farbs
Despite how hard Hollywood tries to rewrite their star
While I was reeling from having been sucked in a twister
You reeled in suckers by twisting heritage
You won’t receive an audience from the wizard
I bring new colours and don’t disparage them
When slaves in the North had already been set free
You made them relive it like PT-SD
I’ll pay no mind to this would-be klansmember
Oz is in no need of a grand wizard
But I will grant you this one genuine sliver of my astonishment, you numpty
You gave Abe Lincoln the worst show of his life and that’s saying something
[Verse 3: P. T. Barnum (Eric The Audible)]
I’d have chose better than rattling off all those sentiments, man
Now I’ll present you the damage that’s dealt when you stand on the opposite side of my brand!
BACK TO THE MAIN SHOW!
Heed the special effects man!
A fake smokescreen’s his biggest invention
To veil his weakness in magic pretenses
The great technique he has? It’s projection
But I’ll concede this: if you are a beast who knows English
Then he’ll leave you speechless!
He’s imparting martial law and then keeping his tricks covered
Longed to be a father, but he settled on Big Brother!
And the ultimate shocker?
The witch he’s been fighting is really his daughter!
And this fraud could’ve stopped her
If his words had held even a smidgen of water!
There we are, I hope it was worth it
To see The World’s Scummiest Humbug person
Now, please give a round of applause, for I’m certain
I’ve blown even you away, Oz; it’s curtains
[Verse 4: The Wizard of Oz (Zawesome)]
Drop the sales pitch, nobody’s buying it
Mouth full of so much hot air, I could fly in it
Stop trying to prove these lies and go proof your tents
So your crowds stop burning alive in them
Half your team were poor, random freaks
You kidnapped to leech off while traveling
There’s a revelation!
The grandest ring that your mastering is for trafficking
Your ivory tower was whipped out your elephants
Then whipped out your crew on a Munchkin salary
I’m not taking comments on animal rights
From the head of the peanut paying gallery (Ah)
I’d rather be praised for inspiring Oz
Than the face of aspiring conmen
Who keeled from a stroke because even the moment you dropped dead
You couldn’t stop spewing nonsense (Yes, haha)
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[Verse 1: P. T. Barnum (Eric The Audible)]
Barnum starts by mocking the Wizard, acting like he’s a cheap performer who got famous without doing anything impressive. He jokes that the Wizard didn’t even defeat a villain himself, but just relied on someone else to do it. He calls the Wizard weak and dangerous, hinting that being around him is like being near harmful substances. Barnum says the Wizard worries more about looks and props than real power. He lifts himself up as a true showman who can hype anything and beat clueless people in arguments or performance battles. He brings up ideas of using smoke and illusions, claiming the Wizard tricks innocent, older people who are easily fooled. Then Barnum takes a personal jab about getting involved with someone important’s partner, basically accusing the Wizard of being a sneaky troublemaker in relationships. The whole tone is Barnum saying he’s a professional entertainer while the Wizard is just a flimsy illusionist with weak magic, cheap tricks, and questionable behavior. He’s trying to establish himself as tougher, smarter, and more successful in the world of show business.
[Verse 2: The Wizard of Oz (Zawesome)]
The Wizard fires back hard, calling Barnum a fake seller of silly, useless attractions. He sarcastically compliments Barnum’s aquarium, but says it was nothing compared to other shady acts in his career. He says Barnum lived such a morally dark life that even heroic characters couldn’t fix it. The Wizard complains about how Hollywood tries to make Barnum look good, but he sees through it. He compares his own adventure with a storm to Barnum’s habit of pulling people in by twisting history and culture. The Wizard refuses to entertain Barnum’s arguments and brags that he brings creativity without attacking diversity. He accuses Barnum of putting enslaved people on show even after slavery was ended, causing emotional trauma for profit. The Wizard hints that Barnum’s behavior is similar to hateful groups and says Oz doesn’t need a leader like that. He admits one thing is surprising: Barnum once performed for Abraham Lincoln and it was terrible. He ends by saying that truly says a lot considering everything Lincoln endured. Overall, the Wizard paints Barnum as cruel, exploitative, and dishonest, especially toward vulnerable groups, and tries to show moral superiority.
[Verse 3: P. T. Barnum (Eric The Audible)]
Barnum responds by saying the Wizard’s insults were weak and he’s about to show the real damage of going against him. He makes fun of the Wizard’s showmanship, saying it relies on flashy covers, visual distractions, and fake smoke instead of skill. Barnum says the Wizard’s main ability is acting and projecting lies, not real magic. He gives a little credit by saying the Wizard is impressive only when performing in front of simple creatures he can confuse. He then attacks the Wizard’s character, comparing him to a controlling ruler who hides secrets and never shows his real self. Barnum mentions the big plot twist in the Oz story about a villain being closely related, saying the Wizard could have prevented a lot of trouble if he actually had real power. He labels the Wizard a fraud who talks big but never actually solves problems. Barnum crowns himself as someone exposing the Wizard’s dirty side and calls him the worst kind of trickster. He acts like the audience should applaud because he completely embarrassed the Wizard and ended the show, suggesting he won this round and closed the curtain on his opponent.
[Verse 4: The Wizard of Oz (Zawesome)]
The Wizard shuts down Barnum’s hype, saying nobody believes his dramatic talk anymore. He accuses Barnum of being full of bragging and nonsense. He brings up real-life safety problems at Barnum’s shows, like tents catching fire, and suggests Barnum cared more about ticket sales than protecting people. He says Barnum took advantage of people with unusual conditions and used them as attractions to make money. There’s a strong hint that Barnum’s business wasn’t just entertainment but also involved shady treatment and exploitation. The Wizard mocks Barnum for acting rich and powerful by using animals and workers in unfair ways. He refuses to listen to Barnum pretend he cares about animal welfare when he clearly profited from them. The Wizard says he would rather be known for inspiring a classic fantasy story than for being a role model to scammers. He ends with a dark joke that even when Barnum died, he was still talking nonsense, suggesting he could never stop selling fake stories and hype.
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