Monster D-Sides Redux Lyrics – Wrathstetic

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Okay, that’s gonna hurt in the morning… Ok
Wait… I kinda like that beat
Uh huh! Uh huh!
Okay, let’s go. We’re gonna do it like this

If you can’t hear my words, well you better listen close
We could say that we’re acquainted, but you certainly don’t know me
From where I’m standing you both seem like you’re sweet
But I’ve got a need to eat and you’re on my list, homie!

Night time comes and the ghouls are playing!
Need a midnight snack and hoo, you look tasty!
Crickets chirp and the moon starts to rise!
So content warning, viewer discretion is advised

So kiss the cook and say your goodbyes
I need a filling for my cakes and piеs
And I know you see me in your dreams at night
You can’t beliеve your eyes!
Cuz I’m a real monster!

Hey man, I’m gonna eat your girlfriend!
Then Imma take you for a whirl!
Your taste is making my head swirl, friend
Gut you like an oyster, I’m not looking for a pearl!
Hit your girlfriend first, make her inert!
Then to follow that up, you’ll be dessert!
But what kind of preparation? The very queston has me in a spin
A real predicament, I guess we’ve got to dive on in!

Just, uh, hang on a second
Bambino?

Little buddy, get the books!
Let’s take a look! Really think we’re gonna eat good!
Well, that’s given. Maybe a souffle?
Or sautee? No, flambee!

Oh, I see the vision!
Why don’t we
Just eat them alive?
Well, we’re not savages, are we?
(Snickering)
Ok yeah, who am I kidding, we are!
Oh you kidder! Oh you kidder

Hit it!
I’m gonna meet all of my friends in hell!
Then I’m gonna invite ’em to a dinner party!
(It’s gonna be about 8:00 & it’s gonna be at my house!)
Haha!
And it’s then and only then
That we weat a delicious feast that I prepared myself!

And uh, don’t ask me why I’m trying to do a southern accent here
It’s just-it comes with the genre

I’m Chester!
I’m the best chef you’ve ever met, sir!
And the rest are plebs! I made-
Boyfriend piccata! You know you really gotta get some!
And then they’re gonna ask
“Oh, Chester!”
“How on earth did you get so blessed, sir?”
And I’ll say to them… I don’t know!

But I- yknow I really do know cuz it’s you-
What the what the- Hey, what the hell, man?
Come on!
I’ve had it with you man, you
You are really such a party fouler, you know that?
It’s just like What do I even-
That’s it, no- no that’s it! that’s it-
I’m done! I’m done, that’s it-
I… am gonna eat the fu*k
Out of you!

Hey man, I’m gonna tear your heart out!
I’ll keep on biting while it keeps on beating!
And then I’ll rip your other parts out!
It’s a command, not a request
No longer wanting, yes, I’m needing!
Kill the kid, cut him up, stuff him up inside an oven
Give him that culinary loving
Boy, you know I’m bout to snap!
Get in the pan and just stop fighting back
I need my teeth sunk in your cardiac
Like a heart attack
Run all you want but I will be back!!

Hoo, ok, I’m better now I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine
Get the fu*k out of my sight
Thanks