Loser Lyrics (English Translation) – Davodka

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Phone call tonight, you’re out even though you were doing nothing
You put down the console to dress up
Usually nobody calls you because everyone knows you’re a jerk
Your friends always lend you money, 30 days a month you say you’re waiting for your paycheck
Everyone knows you’re lying, that you’re full of bluff, you’re so lucky
Because you make people laugh and without you there are no girls, no atmosphere
For the big night you pulled out all the stops, looking like a handsome guy
Your friends pick you up with champagne and a rental car
On the way there, you’re showing off, heading to the club in town
Where you’re known for things ending up in the parking lot
With your wad of 20s, your money is wasting away
A welfare payment blown on a bottle in the VIP section
It won’t go like Because you’re so drunk you’re going crazy fast
You shouldn’t talk ’cause you’re practically throwing up on the bouncer’s shoes
I swear you won’t miss a thing tonight, it’s the big night
Your only talent is being the architect of every harebrained scheme

Loser, even in victory you reek of defeat
You’re a real pain, you act like a star but you just have the knack for being stupid
I swear you won’t miss a thing tonight, it’s the big night
Your only talent is being the architect of every harebrained scheme
Loser, even in victory you reek of defeat
You’re a real pain, you act like a star but you just have the knack for being stupid
I swear you won’t miss a thing tonight, it’s the big night
Your only talent is being the architect of every harebrained scheme

Once you’re in the club with the guys, things get wild Looks
With the girls you embarrass yourself, you think you’re on Dancing with the Stars
There you are, the Bachelor, stoned on vodka and a bit of weed
Since you’re 3 grams drunk, any old hag becomes Monica Bellucci
The rest will happen at your place, and guess who’s going to do the shopping
Spend the whole credit card at the grocer’s to charm the girls
You think you’re going to get laid with your bag full of Grey Goose
Once you’re drunk, STDs are like Pokémon, “Gotta catch ’em all”
Mission accomplished in your apartment once you’re settled in comfortably
The girls started talking about things you couldn’t care less about
One of them is in the bathroom, throwing up loudly

The second one started crying, talking about her dead hamster
Since you acted like you had a heart You finally sealed the deal.
Two days later, you won’t hear from him because you couldn’t get it up.
We know the truth, so we won’t upset you, we’ll pretend.
When you tell all your friends like you were the best lay of their lives:

Loser, even in victory you reek of defeat.
You’re a real pain, you act like a star but you just have the knack for being stupid.
I swear you won’t miss a thing tonight, it’s the big night.
Your only talent is being the architect of every botched plan.
Loser, even in victory you reek of defeat.
You’re a real pain, you act like a star but you just have the knack for being stupid.
I swear you won’t miss a thing tonight, it’s the big night.
Your only talent is being the architect of every botched plan.