Jessica’s Bra Lyrics – Deep Purple

Read the complete Jessica’s Bra Lyrics by Deep Purple from the album SPLAT! along with song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Deep Purple’s music, you can also explore Third Call and My New, two other songs by Deep Purple.

Welcome to the hallowed inner circles o’ Jessica’s Bra
Since you’re asking that’s a typo on a sign above the bar
Big Mary is a-wrestling with her conscience and a toe
She’s a champion at both, a flick of her hips and over you go
There’s a fella in the corner sipping water through a straw
We’ll keep an eye on him, just to be absolutely sure

It’s somewhere to escape from the unpleasantries of life
A chance to get away from all the trouble and the strife
Nelson’s falling over whilst he’s lying down
We all respect his talent so we’ll leave him there for now
And the fella in the corner sipping water through a straw
He’s completely motionless, what the hell’s he waiting for

Mr Bland’s an issue solver from the ministry of grey
Commissioned by a caring team to turn up every day
We’re helping with the gravity, make sure it never fails
With bawdy camaraderie and flagons of tumbling ale

A tweedy bird from Berkshire is looking for some rough
She sidles up to Bailey who is more than rough enough
And now the vicar’s daughter’s doing handstands up the wall
The boys reach out to grab her before she takes a fall

And if you want to know what happened to the the funny little fella
He’s being educated at a session in the cellar
And if you’re still a’wondring where on earth you are
Tell your friends you’re having the time of your life… In Jessica’s Bra
In Jessica’s Bra