Jeff The Killer vs. Slenderman Lyrics – Fightmarker

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[Intro: Narrator (MrCreepypasta), Announcer (Fightmarker)]
A boy stumbles into the forest, angry and confused
Feeling as though he’s been toyed with for ages and like something was drawing him here
He wanders aimlessly until he spots what looks to be drawn on piece of paper attached to a tree
The boy looks closer and see two words scribbled horribly
“Find me”
The boy proceeds to grin
Rap Battle!
Slender Man
Versus
Jeff the Killer
[Verse 1: Jeff The Killer (Fightmarker)]
Normally, I think those fancy clothes would be unusual
But I find it pretty suiting for your funeral
I hear resisting your blank face is a futile move
But to mе, you’re a blank slate to make bеautiful
The Killer, skin is white, get a look
Any forest that I’m in is Jeffrey’s Woods
Trust buddy, you don’t want a taste of my gore
‘Cause my stabbings made the headlines way before yours
SomethingAwful is right, you stirred up a Hornet’s nest
Of several dozen horrid scripts turning lore into loitering
So I applaud Sony when that’s what they gave it
It still remained faithful, they wrote that s*it with eight pages (Haha!)
You break the minds of any teens you’re approaching
Well, I’m invincible, you can’t break what’s already broken
There’s still one more tale for all those cults to see
When your story’s put to rest like it’s bedtime
Go To Sleep

[Interlude: Jeff The Killer & Slenderman (Keyblade)]
What the fu*k?
Oh, you got the invitation
Uh, that’s great
You know, we were actually starting to wonder if you’d make it or not
Make it to what? Who even are these guys?

These are… These are your friends
What?
We’ve all been really worried about you
What? What did I even do?
Just take a seat and calm down
Perhaps I can explain further
Wait. Fu*k. Is this an intervention?
Yes

[Verse 2: Slenderman, Eyeless Jack (ColeDaCole), Ticci Toby (Azazel)]
This must be overwhelming
We didn’t want to do this, but you gave us no choice when yours recently have been stupid
So keep an open mind, we just want the best
Please hear us all out
Now you two, go ahead
When we roomed for a bit, I thought that it would be boss
‘Til you and Laughing Jack stayed up screaming at Overwatch
Your words cut deep, I was distraught when you said it
Asked me “how many fingers up?” with no way I could get it
I think about out friendship and start to imagine things
Like playing on trampolines, then it hits back on me
I told you I got over my stuttering issue
You looked at me mockingly and said “d-d-d-d-d-did you?” (Ha-Ha!)
That was fu*ked up
That’s the type of behavior we’ve really had enough of
Before you respond, think about what we said
But please remember, we’re all still your friends

[Verse 3: Jeff the Killer]
You ever stab your little brother in the middle of the night?
Watch the life exit his eyes, while wiggling the knife?, yeah
What? Think I’m afraid to go and slash you freaks
When I literally cut off my family?
This is the plan, right? Try and confront me?
FUCK YOU TOBY! That stuttering s*it was funny
I remember when we bonded over our familial abuse
When my dad got me Halo 3 and I wanted Black Ops 2 (FUCK!)
And Jack, I don’t like how you’re painting the past
You’re just aggravated I won’t ejaculate in your ass
And on the screaming, I was gonna ask if it was okay
‘Til I went to your bed and saw black mystery stains
That’s disgusting and Slenderman, you’re a d!ck
Organizing a group fu*king ambush and s*it
How dare my so-called friends bully me and act so cold?!
I…I’m literally 13 years old
My bad

[Verse 4: Eyeless Jack, Jeff The Killer, & Ticci Toby]
It’s been more than a decade of your tragic excuses
I rather do the fu*king Tails Doll Challenge and lose it
Oh Yeah? Well, here’s my impression of you:
Oh, I’m jacking my s*it (Ew, stop it, stop it (??))
Oh, I’m jacking my s*it, oh (Stop, stop!)
It would be so easy to say sorry for those jokes
Also stop doing weird s*it, it’s gross!
Toby, I’ll get to that in a few minutes
And, uh… They have a group chat without you in it
I’m getting tired of you, all you like to do is lie
Yeah, like how you lied about the fu*king stains you found that night
Look at you two, you guys are acting crazy
You’d only be doing this if you hate me

[Verse 5: Slenderman & The Rake]
YOU ARE A FUCKING BUM! (Ugh)
I’m trying to be gracious
But nothing’s getting through you and I’m losing my patience
You’re continuing to spiral, you don’t even fight back
Now you’re a middle-aged jobless joker wannabe like Dax
I without a second thought, let you crash at my mansion — and you trashed it
Can’t even count the times that I had to clean that s*it
Looking back, the mess was sickening and
DUDE?! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!
Oh, big man doesn’t wanna listen to me
Big fat manchild stuck in 2014
What? Remembering Jane and the other pastas you faced with?
Well, now your newest enemy’s a job application
Ha, look at Jack, he used to work for Sears
Now he’s bringing in stacks from his surgeon career
So what’s your big next step? We’re all waiting for you
Fu*king— Even Toby does s*it too!

[Verse 6: Jeff the Killer & Slenderman ]
It’s not that simple! I’m not like the rest
Well you need to change now before there’s nothing left
Stop it please! I’m trying my best
My name isn’t Jack, my name Jeff
If you don’t grow up and leave this s*it in the past
Me, Jack and Toby WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS

[Bridge]
Time
Don’t let it pass me by
Delusions broken
You cut me wide open
Now I’m petrified
Look inside

[Verse 7: Jeff The Killer & Ticci Toby]
I’m not 13 anymore; I should have realized sooner
Instead of being a stupid, gay, fat white loser
The mountains of issues of issues I’d never face at all
Saying go to sleep, while in need of a wake-up call (I’m sorry!)
Slenderman, I appreciate all of your care
Jack, I lied about the stains — in fact, I left them there
And Toby, I’m really sorry for the jokes I made
Even if my comedic timing was TOTALLY GREAT!
One day we’ll all look at what we’ve achieved
Basking in the wonders of our memories
I now see your concerns birthed from a place from love
I don’t wanna Jeff the kill anyone
I wanna Jeff the hug (Awe…)
Bring it in, man
Wha-Huh?

[Verse 8: Slenderman & The Rake]
SLENDER SICKNESS!
Coming into my wood will be your final mistake
‘Cause none of that s*it was real, I lied to your face
Check the forums kid, it’s clear you’ve forgotten
When you’re against The Slenderman, there is no contest
Got bullied white trying to act like me
Then you Got a Feeling and went Black Eyed Peas
And you’ll think that choice was stupid tonight
When I throw some dirt in your eyes and fu*king ruin your life
Asked if you were beautiful, as you cut through your cheekbones
Your mother and the fandom, clearly didn’t think so
One asked for a gun, the other asked for a brush
Hoping to fix your fu*ked face into one they’d actually love
KICK IT!
Worthless, pathetic, tasteless, gaudy
I wouldn’t even keep you as my proxy
Another child broken
My work here is finished
Maybe they’ll find you with the origin of your image
Slenderman, I’m going to be real
If you were to do some s*it like this to me, I’m airing out the entire Creepypasta mansion
I don’t give a FUCK

[Outro: Sonic.Exe (J. Aubrey)]
Sonic.EXE: do wanna play with me?
Yeah, I get it. It’s like from the story. That’s— That’s cute. But no, not not right now
Sonic.EXE: thoughts on the rap battle?
Uh, not my type of chili dog heheh… DOGSHIT!
Sonic.EXE: Know what weenis is?
Yeah. Yeah, man I-I-I I know what weenis is. Um, yeah I know. I know what weenis is
Sonic.EXE: Do you fu*k with—