Geezer Lyrics – Kevin Abstract, Dominic Fike

Read the full Geezer lyrics by Kevin Abstract and Dominic Fike along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Kevin Abstract’s music, you can also explore Ghetto Graduation and Hate Your Dog, two other songs by Kevin Abstract.

[Verse 1: Dominic Fike]
I met Janine at a jam sesh, her dad was a d!ck
Their house was radioactive, but I slept in it
I said, “Damn, back then you used to be my right hand”
What happened?
She said, “Dad, you got old and then you ruined my plans”
That’s what happened

[Chorus: Dominic Fike]
He works on a production line, he’s got lines on his face
He hasn’t been around that long, he’s just old for his age
And you remind me of him time to time, before he gained all that weight

He won’t be around much longer, he’s getting old for his age

[Verse 2: Kevin Abstract & Dominic Fike]
I almost missed my first handjob, was ten minutes late
Our home team missed by a landslide, but I made out great
I mean, damn, much better than my right hand
But what happened? (Yeah, yeah-yeah)
I said, “Wait, back then I thought you had some big plans”
But who crashed them?
She ain’t get accepted where the teacher recommended (Uh-oh)
She still making coffee at the age of thirty-seven (Uh-oh)
I know it’s a small town, but the mall now looks small now
I guess the lesson is never let your guard down
Banks put up the buildings and your parents build the fences
Please don’t stay behind them in your mid-twenties
You way more special than what that neighborhood is giving
You way more special, b!tch, you way more special
The way it’s going, I’ma make a living shoveling asphalt
But it’s not my fault, it’s my dad’s fault, man

[Chorus: Dominic Fike]
He works on a production line, he’s got lines on his face
He hasn’t been around that long, he’s just old for his age
And you remind me of him time to time, before he gained all that weight
He won’t be around much longer, he’s getting old for his age