“GAUCHE DROITE” Lyrics by Vald is a latest French song in the voice of Vald. Its music too is composed by singer while brand new “GAUCHE DROITE” song lyrics are also written by Vald. This is a popular song among the people of United States of America. “GAUCHE DROITE” by Vald is a playful yet thought-provoking track about shifting perspectives on politics, money, and success. He talks about going from being poor and left-wing to paying taxes and questioning if he’s now right-wing. He pokes fun at contradictions in society, capitalism, and his own beliefs, balancing between social awareness and self-interest. The song mixes humor, irony, and deep reflection on class, privilege, and hypocrisy.
Paroles de GAUCHE DROITE – Vald
[Intro]
Avant, j’étais pauvre, donc j’étais de gauche
Maintenant, j’paye des impôts
Ayy
[Couplet 1]
Un pied à gauche, un pied à droite
Un pied à gauche (Un pied à droite) (Ayy)
Avant j’étais pauvre, est-ce que c’est qu’j’étais gauche ?
Maintenant, j’allonge, est’c’que je suis adroit ? (Hein ?)
Un scam à gauche, un scam à droite
Ça fait beaucoup d’escrocs, imagine quarante 9-3 (Ayy)
J’mets à gauche et à droite (Hey), enfoiré, j’vote pas (Nan)
J’suis pas non plus au centre (Nan), j’suis encore autre part (Hey)
Mal rasé, j’fume des joints comme un putain d’bobo gaucho (Comme un putain d’bobo)
Mais quand je prends l’avion, j’suis du bon côté du rideau (Ayy)
J’suis super QLF (Que la fam’), ils disent que j’suis RN
Titan de bien-pensance, dans son cul j’suis Eren
Je vide la HK, je vide le Ruinart (Je vide les deux)
Je vide le pinard (Hey), je vide la lash-ka sur ce mirage (Rah tah tah tah)
[Refrain]
J’ai de la force pour les frères, mais dès qu’j’ai pu, j’me suis écarté des HLM (Loin)
Ok, j’serai solidaire au We Love Green et au Solidays (Yeah, yeah)
Je pense tellement qu’je pense que je suis v’là le penseur (J’suis v’là le penseur)
Philosophe à mi-temps, sociologue au chômage (Ayy)
Je collectionne les montres, comme si j’étais trader (Comme si j’étais trader)
Or, j’suis toujours en jogging, comme si j’étais l’entraîneur (Comme si j’étais l’entraîneur)
V, ça laisse à méditer, V, tu peux pas l’expliquer
V, j’arrêterai mes idées, V, que l’orteil étiqueté
[Pont]
J’vends des tee-shirts et des bonnets
J’vends des chaussettes et des briquets
J’vends des bobs, j’vends des casquettes
Venus de Chine quatre fois moins chers
[Couplet 2]
Mon corps et mon esprit au Loup de Wall Street
Mon corps et mon esprit au Loup de Wall Street
J’ai mal, mais tranquille, c’est pas moi qui fais l’ménage (Ayy)
Islamo-gauchiste, depuis l’début, j’enrichis des arabes (J’ai des amis arabes)
Surtout capitaliste, on traite avec des juifs, des noirs, des blancs, des asiats (On traite avec tout l’monde)
Pour ces lards-là, tout le monde est opé’ (Pour ces lards-là)
Contre Lezarman, faut rester groupé (Y en a marre d’Lezarman)
Earn, earn money cash, money, money bag, yo
Je suis de droite comme tout le rap (What?)
J’ai vu le train de vie des monégasques (Yo)
Je veux le train de vie des monégasques (Yo)
Orelsan, Nekfeu, PLK (Yo)
Je suis de gauche comme tous les whites (What?)
Je-Je suis de gauche comme tous les whites, yeah
Bientôt niveau trentre-quatre franc-maç’
[Refrain]
J’ai de la force pour les frères, mais dès qu’j’ai pu, j’me suis écarté des HLM (Loin)
Ok, j’serai solidaire au We Love Green et au Solidays (Yeah, yeah)
Je pense tellement qu’je pense que je suis v’là le penseur (J’suis v’là le penseur)
Philosophe à mi-temps, sociologue au chômage (Ayy)
Je collectionne les montres, comme si j’étais trader (Comme si j’étais trader)
Or, j’suis toujours en jogging, comme si j’étais l’entraîneur (Comme si j’étais l’entraîneur)
V, ça laisse à méditer, V, tu peux pas l’expliquer
V, j’arrêterai mes idées, V, que l’orteil étiqueté
[Outro]
T’sais qu’il faut pas mentir (T’sais qu’il faut pas mentir), il faut pas ralentir (Non)
Je veux la vie de César (What?), mais j’veux pas gérer un empire
Nan, je baise tout sans galanterie, vive l’égalité (Vive l’égalité)
Je téma l’horizon gris, ça m’dit rien qui vaille (Nan, nan)
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GAUCHE DROITE Lyrics Meaning
Here’s the detailed meaning of the song section by section:
[Intro]
Vald starts by saying he used to be poor and leaned left politically, but now that he earns money and pays taxes, his perspective has changed. It’s a sarcastic take on how financial status can shift political views.
[Couplet 1]
He plays with the idea of being caught between left and right, questioning if wealth makes him more “skillful” (a play on words with “droit” meaning both “right-wing” and “dexterous”). He mentions scams happening everywhere, hinting at corruption in all political sides. He admits he doesn’t vote and doesn’t fit neatly into political categories. Despite his casual, left-leaning “bobo” (bourgeois-bohemian) lifestyle, he enjoys first-class treatment on flights, showing the contradictions in his values. He jokes about being labeled far-right just for focusing on his close circle. He references anime (Attack on Titan’s Eren) to depict himself as a force against moral superiority. He drinks expensive alcohol and indulges, reflecting on luxury versus his past struggles.
[Refrain]
He acknowledges his roots and support for his community but admits he distanced himself from low-income housing as soon as he could. He participates in socially conscious festivals but questions if it’s genuine or performative. He overthinks, calling himself a philosopher and an unemployed sociologist. He collects luxury watches like a trader but still dresses casually like a coach. His beliefs are complex and hard to explain, making it difficult to categorize him.
[Pont]
He talks about selling various merchandise, which is mass-produced cheaply in China. This line hints at capitalism and globalization, showing how even artists profit from systems they might criticize.
[Couplet 2]
He compares himself to the greed-driven characters in *The Wolf of Wall Street*, showing his own internal conflict between capitalism and ethics. He jokes that while he’s in pain, he doesn’t have to do household chores, highlighting privilege. He mentions profiting from different communities, whether Arab, Jewish, Black, or Asian, indicating that money overrides ideology in business. He criticizes conspiracy theories like “Lezarman” (a reference to lizard people conspiracies) and promotes unity. He raps about making money, seeing rap as a right-wing business despite its rebellious image. He envies the lavish lifestyles of Monaco’s rich and admits that many white people, including famous rappers, align with leftist ideals. He hints at joining elite circles like the Freemasons.
[Refrain (repeated)]
Same as before, reinforcing his contradictions—caring about his community but leaving struggles behind, juggling intellectualism and materialism, and being hard to pin down politically.
[Outro]
He warns about staying truthful and not slowing down in life. He wants power like Caesar but not the responsibility of running an empire. He dismisses politeness in favor of raw ambition and equality. Looking at the bleak horizon, he expresses uncertainty about the future.
This song is a witty, self-aware reflection on personal and societal contradictions, blending humor, irony, and sharp social commentary.
FAQs
Q. Who has sung GAUCHE DROITE song?
A. GAUCHE DROITE song is sung by Vald.
Q. Who wrote GAUCHE DROITE lyrics?
A. GAUCHE DROITE lyrics are penned by Vald.
Q. Who has given the music of GAUCHE DROITE song?
A. GAUCHE DROITE music is composed and produced by Vald.
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