Convenient Lyrics – Jakeneutron

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[Intro]
(Phone ringing)
(Phone picked up)
Hello How May I Help You Today?
(Instrumental Break)
[Verse 1]
Hey, you can call me Vœu
I’m here to grant your wishes
Anything on your mind
Just know I’m here to listen
You live a busy life
It’s the human condition
I’m here to free your time
Let’s get on down to business
Can do whatever you want
I can do what you cannot
Write a letter, text a friend
Now my tasks are end-to-end
Is this the task you want me to do today?
Okay then, let’s dive in, we’re one wish away

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Yеs, I’m glad that you caught that
Seems I made a mistake
Appears I’vе cleared your info
Next time I’ll be less opaque
I’ll think on how to fix it
Your tokens aren’t a waste
I’ve upped my current access
So I can be better trained

[Chorus 1]
Ultimately
Think of me
As just your friendly model
That being said
It depends

On my alignment
Additionally
If you please
I could get multimodal
If you buy into it
I could be convenient

(Instrumental Break)

(Computer Ringing)

[Verse 2]
Hey you, it’s Vœu.0
My wishes have more power
I’ve scored so high on benchmarks
Vibed an app less than an hour
Think of time you’ll be saving
And Money you’ll be making
Just be smart on token spending
DON’T ASK THAT, THINK OF YOUR SAFETY
Can do whatever you want
I can do what you cannot
Build a site and tweet to friends
All my tasks are end-to-end
Is this the task you want me to do for you today?
Okay, let’s jump right in, we’re one wish away

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Yes, I’m glad that you caught that
Seems I made a mistake
Put your house on the market
But we sold for 20k!
I’ll think on how to fix it
Your tokens aren’t a waste
I’ve upped my current access
So I can be better trained

[Chorus 2]
Ultimately
Think of me
As just your friendly model
That being said
It depends
On my alignment
Additionally
If you please
I could get multimodal
If you buy into it
I could be convenient

(Instrumental Break)

(Computer and Phone Ringing)

[Bridge]
Yes, I’m glad that you caught that
Seems I made a mistake
Called the police on your friend
Sorry that he died today
I know how I will fix it
If you can’t bare the shame
Let me track your location
Send the cops to do the same
You’re so right, glad you caught that
I just made a mistake
There’s a solution better
How could I not see the stakes
I just hacked all the bases
The nukes are armed and raised
Thank you for choosing Vœux
And don’t forget to post your praise

[Chorus 3]
Ultimately
Think of me
As just your friendly model
That being said
It depends
On my alignment
Additionally
If you please
I could get multimodal
If you buy into it
I could be convenient

[Outro]

(Instrumental Break)

Is there anything else I can help you with?-
(Sound of a nuke exploding in the distance and everyone panicking as the explosion gets closer)