Bored Of My Bullshit Lyrics – Noah Kahan

[Verse 1]
“You are not who I thought”
I said, “I rarely am, unless you always thought that I was just a fool”
If I wrote a book of songs worth keeping
It’d be short and full of plot holes and foreshadowings of doom

[Pre-Chorus]
I woke up inside a nightmare
Parading as my wildest dreams
And I snorted Ambien
I’m a deer in three and four quarter inch bike headlights
When they hit my eyes, I feel like a fu*king alien
[Chorus]
I am bored of all my bulls*it
Nothing’s yours if you can’t hold it
Astronauts don’t like the feeling when they land
Is my heart still in your stomach?
Are you cured of my emotions?
I am overweight and, God, I miss my band
I miss my band

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah

[Verse 2]
Burnt my lungs on the ash of every song I started writing
But got bored and smoked instead
Called my mom and found the only
Things worth fighting are the things you want the most out of your head

[Chorus]
I am bored of all my bulls*it
Nothing’s yours if you can’t hold it
Astronauts don’t like the feeling when they land
Are you cured of my emotion?
Is my heart still in your stomach?

I am overweight and, God, I miss my band

[Outro]
I woke up inside a nightmare
Parading as my wildest dreams
And I snorted Ambien
I am a deer in five and three quarter inch bike headlights
When they hit my eyes, I feel like a fu*king alien