EL TESTIGO (RIP PIRLO) Lyrics (English Translation) – Kris R.

Read the full EL TESTIGO (RIP PIRLO) (English Translation) lyrics by Kris R. along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Kris R’s music, you can also explore GAMINA and SINNOMBRE, two other songs by Kris R.

[Intro: Néstor Zavarce & Kris R.]
It’s 5 minutes to 12, the year is about to end
Piñata, the cops arrived, the rat’s associates (Huh?)
I’m La K, you’re the K-9 (Shh), they hang out at the prosecutor’s office—
And I stay in the trap, always four eyes, no one gets in here— (Hahahaha)
And I stay in the trap, always four eyes, no rats get in here
A whole year waiting for that s*it, really?

[Verse 1]
I was dying to see blood and blast this Christmas carol (Hey)
Always the same thing “La Kaka,” about the skull and that I got liposuction
That’s no secret to anyone, that’s how I get with all of them (Shh)
Pirlo’s insults are childish insults
You’re warring with La Kabra, I’m the favorite from Colombia (The goat)
Pirlo is a copy of El Dominio, Jon Z and Jamby El Favo
I don’t even try and I swear I’ll finish you
Talking about nonsense, when he knows very well that his tail is made of straw
Now the b!tches are finer and more exotic (Swish)
Your androids’ guns are all traumatic (Fake)
I called El Bendito and told him to take down your songs, wow (Wow)
You sucked off FERXXO and he didn’t even give you a percentage of the song (No)
Since when can someone sing trap
Who, when they got beat up, went straight to report it (To 911)
Come out of the closet, Pirlo, tell the truth
That the stream and the blowjob make you doubt your s*xuality (Uh-huh)

[Interlude: Pirlo & Kris R.]
Have you doubted your s*xuality? Answer, huh, Pirlo? That question is complex
I’ll take it (This faggot, hahaha)

[Verse 2]
Times change and that change has you stressed out
What happened? (Yeah) Bro, after a year you feel stuck
I go out and I haven’t heard you anywhere
And the venues I’ve played, in your whole damn life, little brother, you haven’t filled them
I’ve already done all the nightclubs, now I’m in arenas
Bring on the whole crew, I’ll take them all on, one by one (One by one)

I’m gonna do the same thing I did to Reboll two years ago (Hahaha)
The poshest guy around, he likes to get fingered, oh

[Interlude]
Oh, no love, what’s the funniest thing of all? (Uh-huh)
It’s that when we were together, because he was such a blowhard, he couldn’t get it up (Huh?)
And he would say to me like, “Hey, put your fingers in me to see if that makes it hard” (Hahaha)

[Verse 3]
Hey, take advantage because I’m not giving you another round
This is for today, for today, and I’m not the same as I was yesterday
I’m the one who took your girl, man (Me)
And in your area, the one who took over the whole scene is called Topboy, fact
All the hot girls leave me, daddy, I change girls whenever I want (Oh, yeah)
Luisa Castro didn’t even let you show her off (Why?)
Who would want to be seen with a lowlife rat? (Who?)
You lowlife, you owe your career to the Blessed One
Emanuel, you were a meme, I was trending
Since before, both remixes came out and I surpassed you (Eh)
In Cali, they saw you as a joke, a comedian
You thought you were tough for smoking and sniffing glue (Oh no, how scary, oh no)
I gave you shelter and you forget, that will be marked for your whole life (Motherfu*ker)
You saw money and you forgot, ungrateful snitch
This a$\ would offer his ass to sniff anything (Oh no)
And the worm was sleeping with his partners’ women (B!tch)
Like the one with Queroso at Geezy’s house (Huh?)
Or don’t tell me you never told him (Haha)
That out of horniness you went and acted like a worm
That while recording the “WHAT IS THAT” video you slept with his woman (But nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows)
Supposedly “Cali Cartel,” your cartel is called “The Cartel of the Snitches” (Snitch)
He acts tough, he won’t be like that when his dirty laundry comes to light (Shh)
And don’t be surprised if tomorrow the Rat’s data with Sofía Avendaño comes out, no (Gay!)
I don’t believe that tough girl act, that snitch files complaints (Snitch)
She paints her nails, oh no, put a little skirt on her and some fuchsia thongs (The little thong)
Pirlo takes out his d!ck and makes the Fat Guy give him a blowjob, che! A little punk from the USA took your spot
And I don’t understand how he acts so tough and how he talks
Because when Deuxer shot up his studio, he didn’t do anything (Nah)
Talking about how I bought a wrecked G-Wagon
I bought that one and another one just like it, you can’t even afford a damaged one
An old Range Rover that cost you less than 300
I paid 1200 for the last G-Wagon I bought (Ah, no)
All your concerts are empty (Hahaha)
You canceled the Cúcuta show because there’s no movement at the box office (Empty concert coming soon)
The Rat, you’re going to the grave, I’ll piss on your tomb and burn your flowers (Yeah)
All the neighborhoods and sectors back me up (Haha)
It’s not in their best interest for all those rumors to come out
That they had to pay money so that (Huh?)
So that the party they had in Pereira, hooking up with minors, wouldn’t come to light, ah
The Fat Guy is a pedophile and you’re Garavito (Ha)
You acted out your fetishes by dissing Bendito
Your uncle touched you when you were a little kid (Yeah)
You ended up liking getting it in the butt (Hahahaha)

[Interlude: Emmanuel Oculto]
Hey, little brother, another one? Another pimp?
Leave it alone, you already killed him
Don’t waste your time, man
Don’t you see that not even a funeral is full?
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
Amen
Brothers and sisters, we gather today to celebrate this funeral mass and entrust the soul of Jean Emmanuel Cortés
Born on July 25, 1999 and died on December 25, 2025
The National Police and the Prosecutor’s Office join in the mourning, accompanying this moment in silence and respect
With faith and reverence, let us place this act in the hands of the Lord, amen (Haha)

[Verse 4]
Another dead man, another body, another empty concert
That motherfu*ker needs to be mocked, he’s more dead than alive, it makes no sense
After so much dissing (Huh?), 0,000 for the songs, not even that promotion has worked for him
That motherfu*ker won’t get hyped up even if I give him the money (Yes sir)
Insecure because I got liposuction and I’m more of a stud than you
Instead of wearing that fake Rolex, you’d better wear the G-Shock (Better)
Because you couldn’t even fill a stadium in your own niche
(Turn off the lights, turn off the lights, man, so those empty seats over there aren’t so noticeable; hahaha)
Te-Teco. You sing at shows wearing a vest
And I’m being honest, I don’t give a damn about your vest (Yeah)
Pirlo isn’t from Colombia, Pirlo is Venezuelan pride
Turn off the lights so the holes don’t show
“I’m a spoiled girl in Cali, he’s a rich kid from Brickell”
It’s not my fault that my success bothers you
“Today I went out with my Tiger-Onitsuka’s,” you idiot, I went out with my Nikes
Anyone can slap you around like Chicle did to Stiven, ah (Hahaha)
Seriously, what goes around comes around (Uh-huh)
You thought you were a gangster for smoking on a street corner (Huh?)
Your movie is fake, your movie is Chinese (Yeah)
Like when you made people believe you were with Valentina

[Interlude: Pirlo & Kris R.]
Okay, my love, lend me your cell phone
Let’s show people that this guy is making up stories behind my back
Let’s expose him (Another strategy; hahaha)
I thought that the controversy and the fa—, the fallacy we spread was to generate hate towards Kris R, I thought that with that I was going to generate hate (Hahaha)
Okay, and tell us, tell us about the sweatshirt and the cap, and the glasses and all that stuff
The sweatshirt, uh, stayed there in Cali, but I did bring the glasses and the cap here
But because of the sweatshirt, I’m going to order the same cap so that when I upload the TikTok in two days…
Well, I’ll upload the TikTok now in Spain, maybe tomorrow, or Friday
Who knows what that guy is going to post, right? Well, in his head, he’ll think I’m messing with you, and all that.
But then again, he might also think we’re already making a scene, but he’s definitely getting stressed out (Hahaha)

[Verse 5]
I’m the trap from Medellín, well, the trap from Colombia (Ah, yeah)
Wherever I go, they always roll out the red carpet
It’s normal, what’s all the fuss, you idiot? Why are you mentioning me? (What for?)
If I go against you, you won’t make it to the second round (Come on)
And I’m going for the first round
I’ll go against your guys, against that one and against anyone (Whoever it is)
I feel like Goyo, Myke Towers the panther (Yeah)
The motorcycles, the rifles and the New Era caps
A full supplier, a dead man and your body on the sidewalk (Paw, paw, paw)
This is Medallo, where nobody copies anything (Not a damn thing)
You say you live the life, you get high and snitch (Snitch)
I wasn’t born in the hood, but I grew up among scumbags
You’re being betrayed by the same one you brag about so much (Oh no; hahaha)
Hey, they see me, they take off running (Hey), on a motorcycle through Manrique (B!tch)
We don’t copy terror, there are no Jeepers Creepers here (Pa-pa-pah)
I’ll go to Cali and make you vomit blood (Shh)
Careful with the coke (Uy), shooting crazy bullets
A couple of months in, I already bought my ranch and truck (Normal)
This is Colombia but always with European clothes (Ah, yeah)
Here the snitches and rats keep their mouths shut (Hahahaha)
That’s me, the face of trap in Colombia, that’s me (That’s me)
The one who’s taking your spot, that’s me (Ah)
The image of trap, yeah, that’s me
Here we sell big bags, not Ziploc bags
I’m only going to throw this one at you, watch out for the b!tches you sleep with
Pirlo has herpes and he calls it: “The mark of the beast”
When he’s with his homies they say: “Which one should we give it to?” Talk to them, Alexa, we don’t make anything up here
This guy only does numbers when he’s throwing shade
Fronting with nightclubs, he lives a lie
Ra-Ra-Ra-Filthy rat, chihuahua body, capybara face
Next year I’ll announce Movistar, Macarena, and a tour, hehe

[Outro]
Through Europe, through the USA, and I’ll finish in Colombia
Don’t front with nightclubs, my man, build the place I built in a short time
Or better yet, I’m going to challenge you, come to Medellín
And build at least one nightclub, just one, that’s all
You know you can’t do it, hahaha
And keep trying to set me up with the chicks
Stop that already, you already failed, it’s normal
What I had to say, I already said it
Why would I keep talking s*it?
Talk to them, Deezy
Talk to them, Prime (Money Makers)
Talk to them, Monja (Monja, don’t got mercy on these n!ggas)
With the hustle over there, GODFIRST, in other words