Santa Claus Diss Lyrics – Yuno Miles

Read the full Santa Claus Diss lyrics by Yuno Miles along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song. If you enjoy Yuno Miles’s music, you can also explore New Years Eve and WHODUNNIT?, two other songs by Yuno Miles.

[Intro]
(Deepo made this b!tch)

[Chorus]
If I see Santa Claus, I’ma beat his ass
I’ma catch his ass slipping, it’s still the toy bag
They’re waiting on my present, where the fu*k my dad?
You say “what I want for Christmas”, where the fu*k my dad?

[Post-Chorus]
I’ma pull up to the North Pole and let off a fart
And then I’ma say, “who the fu*k let off that fart?”
And then I’ma go to the Christmas tree and fart on it
Who the fu*k just farted on the Christmas tree?

[Verse]
Still mad at Santa Claus, woulda fu*ked my grandma b!tch
They said “yo dumbass”, hit her with a reindeer b!tch
N!ggas say they float like a (??), like a bee
Went to the North Pole and farted on a tree
I’ma steal the sled and take that b!tch to the hood
And pull up on the bad ass b!tch, say “what’s good?”
Smack the fu*k out of a dumb n!gga and take his chug jug
Still mad at Santa Claus, where the fu*k my AirPod
My mama still got the bruise, I slept her with a cross pot
My brother so dumb, he thought he hit the jackpot
N!gga didn’t know, I sold his ass some crack rocks
This n!gga fu*ked up in the crib with a PS2
I’ma sell Santa Claus, dumbass, a PS2
And then I’ma pull up on the block with Santa’s shoes
Then I’ma go to YouTube and say, “what it do?”
I just bought a fu*king car, it’s a Chevy Cruze

[Chorus]
If I see Santa Claus, I’ma beat his ass
I’ma catch his ass slipping, it’s still the toy bag
They’re waiting on my present, where the fu*k my dad?

You say “what I want for Christmas”, where the fu*k my dad?

[Post-Chorus]
I’ma pull up to the North Pole and let off a fart
And then I’ma say, “who the fu*k let off that fart?”
And then I’ma go to the Christmas tree and fart on it
Who the fu*k just farted on the Christmas tree?