EL FICTICIO Lyrics (English Translation) – El Goldo

[Intro]
Don’t even think about waking him up, if you dare, that terrible android might kill us.
Android Pi, Pirlo, hehe.
Your album’s been pirated (A total flop, don’t wake him up).
You’ve been looked down upon.
The doors in the industry have been closed to you (Don’t do it, no).
And now they’re taking your tracks down from the platforms?

Hahaha.
Are you the terror?

I want to tell you that it doesn’t matter how strong you are
Because we androids are totally invincible, that’s all
Hehe
I’m going to talk to you straight, I’m going to keep it brief
I’m going to pick you up in a jiffy, without involving third parties (But what’s all the fuss about, son?)
No family, nothing, just you guys directly (We’re on the streets)
Your families might even be good, you guys are just a bunch of scumbags
You all come from good families, which is the worst part, none of you are street kids, haha

[Verse 1]
Let’s make this s*it explode
Let’s talk with arguments and details
Let the little rats and the street kids know the truth (Ah)
I don’t copy kids, or those powerful guys, it’s better that they suffer
I am the terror of all of you, come down to the Valley (Plo-plo)
One by one, me alone against everyone
So, according to you, who are you going to fool? Singing trap? You big fool (Eh)
This verse is gonna blow up all over the globe
They wanted to play the innocent, but they let the wolf get them
This is simple and easy for me, I’ve got them shaking in their boots
I have dignity, I’m not a puppet sucking up (Cali Cartel)
I’m real street and I’m fronting (You know it)
First they were fans of my flow (Eh), then they’re hating me (Eh)
Okay, I understand, they know they’re down
And to fix this mess, I’m gonna bring everyone together
On the dance floor I walk with bandits

Talking to me about being a snitch when you’ve never even sold a Chococono (Haha)
Fool, stupid, you guys were selling candy, I’m powerful
What’s it to me if the women are hitting on you?

Give Quico some milk, he wants it
They throw parties in Medellín, Puff Daddy style, strange beings
They’re jealous because we never signed them
I’ll show them my childhood in Barrio Antioquia if I get Thano’s (Eh)
What are you going to talk about, you banana body?

The other guy saw me singing about tussi, copy and paste, how cool

[Interlude]
Haha, how awesome, gonorrhea

[Verse 2]
So, fake, talking in trap, you’re not in my place
And the ones who robbed you are your own people
You thought it was me, your plane crashed
When you made a deal with the KK, get serious, get a job
I was the one who helped you, you never sang trap
You’re not even from Medellín, idiot, you’re from Bogotá
The softie, the one who lost his identity
Manicomio and Cojo Crazy beat him up for not knowing how to rhyme
Then he gained power and has hatred, he wants revenge
You’re sick of my stuff, your mango is going to explode
You’re the one who keeps the ESMAD on
You brought five hundred cops to the place to film a commercial

[Interlude]
Heh, in San Antonio, I don’t know I forgot (Oh my God)
That he came down with the whole law (Pick it up, let’s go again)
Ha (Let’s go, then)
Let’s give it a burst
Cali Cartel, yeah
Change the rhythm, I’m gonna detonate it horribly (Ah)

[Verse 3]
I don’t understand, everyone was chanting for me back in the day
Kris R. was the first one showing me off (Ey)
Then months passed and blessed, I don’t understand
They turned bad after I gave them Nintendo (Ay)
And they don’t understand, that I’ve always been with rebels
Because I never signed with Jara, that bothers them (Haha)
WestCOL thinks he owns all the green
He walks through a forest, suddenly he gets lost (Plo)
And Bendito, I know that not having any flow hurts you
Because you’re a fool with papers
You don’t have punchlines or delivery, you steal it from Kris R
And he delivers The ass when it smells (Oh)
Keep collecting milk from La Sele or I’ll have them dismantled
You going to do it like that? Never, man, you’re a puppet
You eat transvestites in motels
You yourself were the one who warned us where it was that— (Hm)
This guy loves guys, or do you remember Samantha?

The one who peeled your banana and put it in your throat
Hey, hey, after this nobody’s going to pick you up
To start improvising while eating guys when they’re throwing so much at you

[Interlude: Pirlo & Blessd]
You have to let yourself get hit
And here you have to learn to let yourself get hit
Then you’ll see, if a six-meter-tall black guy hits you
Or a thirty-centimeter-tall Japanese guy hits you
But you’re hit, you go
Wherever you go, you go hit
You know we have to get rid of the street mentality
Stand firm, papi, with me
I was always your terror
Look, WestierCOL, hehe
Cali Cartel, give me a shot of champagne, eh
You stupid piece of s*it
To give it to you gently, because if I get a hit I’ll kill you, ah
Kris R, there are like four hundred clips of you talking about how (Hey, you’re my son, bro, what’s going on?)
I’m your favorite artist, What happened? (Quico, you can’t)
Let’s try again (You, haha)

[Verse 4]
Hey, WestierCOL, you’re a rich kid
Fronting with clothes and a truck (Haha)
Aida already said it, that was all a show, pure fake
And I believe her because you’re a piece of s*it
You wretch, you’re an empty, miserable wretch pretending
You shove milk and meat up your ass, while I shove fentanyl
Throw your own party with drag queen songs, boost it
And twerk to Blessd and Cris Bareta
Ah, the daddy
The worm took the fat guy’s ink to make him lock him up, ah (Haha)
Why is that? Because he saw I didn’t sign and because he saw he couldn’t get me vaccinated
Oh, and one more thing, a couple of years ago you were the one who opened up for me there at Pascual
One more, one more, and that’s it
For being a disrespectful drunk at the World Cup, FERXXO made him cry (No, FERXXO, no, FERXXO)

[Outro]
For being disrespectful and for being lukewarm
One for being disrespectful and the other for being lukewarm
That’s how FERXXO got him, ha
Cali Cartel, 420
We’re doing this for free, I know you’re not going to answer me
If I was the one who wrote for you and taught you how to make trap
Send your puppets to see if they dare to jump on a beat
I still have time for everyone
This is Cali Cartel, I’m with Dogor, I’m with G’s, with Van
We’re going to go out and make a mess, whenever you want to make a mess, beast
We’re going to do it Real, you know I’m with a little android
You’ve never lived the streets, my king
If I was the one who taught you that, so, clown (You think you can mess with me that quickly, bro)
Go study better, man, clown
Plo
You mess with me and a few people die, stupid