Pac-Man vs Kirby Lyrics (English Translation) – Keyblade

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[Intro: Keyblade]
Epic Geek Rap Battles!
Kirby vs. Pac-Man
Let’s go!

[Verse 1: Keyblade (Pac-Man)]
Hey, toss in a coin, babe. And I’m here!
My fever hasn’t passed yet, so another hit is coming
Even those who’ve never tried a video game know about me
And that’s why I came to devour this beat

And by the way, that dumb Kirby!
A cheap pet that wants to imitate me
And ends up being a badly made fanart of a Jigglypuff
Are you trying to match my lyrics?
With those crazy dreams, it’s obvious that you’re from Dream Land

Ha, what are they comparing you to me? Yes, in anatomy and appetite you’re similar
But I wear yellow and I have a killer instinct
Because I’m Kirby directed by Tarantino

You’re a cousin, I’ll kill you, that’s how things are!
The crowd cheers me, my fame is scandalous
I’ve been here since ’80, I know what you’re trying to do
And I’ve already wiped some pink ghosts off the map

[Verse 2: Miree (Kirby)]
Wow. What a disappointment, Pac-Man
I thought you’d show that you’ve got experience
But with those bad bars I see that your talent is limited to the slice of pizza that you’re missing Woh!

Mine is more than enough for me
It’s not that I do it on purpose! It’s that I’m the biggest rapstar on the popstar planet
And you? A forgotten old glory
They used to love you! Now they think Pac-Man is an urban legend

I’ve got more fans! I’ll give you your Last Dance

I rap twice as good as you, You can call me 2Pac-Man!
Your game is so simple that I don’t understand why Namco didn’t patent it as a loading screen

You know I’m a glutton
And gobbling is my passion
But you, better not
Because I’d absorb your gift
Being the easy target of geeky parodies!
Oh, well that, and having hepatitis

[Verse 3: Keyblade (Pac-Man)]
Bro. I’m a fundamental and decisive pillar
Along with the rest that Tetris has built on the path of games
The whole world admires my sound!
And now that you’ve heard it. WAKA WAKA-BAR WITH YOU, MAN!

I can’t stand your kawaii tit face
I’m going to cover it up using the Meta Knight mask
Bye bye!
In front of the father of the arcade it’s “Game Over”
You’ll never leave second place, Place Holder!

[Verse 4: Miree (Kirby)]
Mmm, yeah. In the arcades you were doing well
But since they added pixels you’ve gone down a level
You see! We have more in common than you think
My enemy is Dedede. Your enemy is 3D!

Your saga isn’t the only thing that doesn’t rise
You need Power Pills To Eat Ms. Pac-Man!
And failure for you is like your labyrinth
When you manage to get out. You enter through a different place!

[Bridge: Keyblade (Galactus)]
What does it smell like here?

I was going to devour an uninhabited planet located several thousand light years away
But I noticed your altercation and now there are two scoops of ice cream for dessert on my menu

[Verse 5: Keyblade (Galactus)]
There is no stomach capable of equaling that of Galactus
The greatest devourer that Uatu has ever seen
And you two come from video games? Comedian
Have you seen each other? You look like my balls. Cosmics!

Pac-quete, you’re all head
So you know for sure that now I’m you and you’re a cherry
And this little ball is traveling on a levitating star?
Oh great. Another surfer who will be my little b!tch

You want to challenge me but you’re not ready
You’re not the Fantastic Four. You’re just Two Frustrated Ones!
And I devour entire planets and nebulas
But, that you think you can beat me?
I don’t buy that!

I phagocytize you, I destroy myths that would destroy you
I do it because I need your energy!
That’s why you’re all garbage to me
Because I existed before the universe in which your companies exist

And now the end comes for Pac-Man and Kirby
From the hand of the greatest god created by Jack Kirby
You and your simple worlds are going to be my snack
And, with luck. I’ll s*it on you in the next Big Bang

[Outro: Keyblade]
Who wins?
Who’s next?
You decide!

Epics
*Bite*
Battles
*Bite*
ENOUGH!
*Burp*
FROM GEEK RAP!