Sushi Glory Hole Lyrics – The Lonely Island

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[Intro: Andy Samberg]
Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that

[Verse: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Both]
Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that
Instead of strange d!ck, you’d be getting a snack
High end fish, no doubt
Hey, where are you going?

[Chorus: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Both]
Hear us out! Hear us out!
Hear us out! Hear us out!

Hear us out! Hear us out!
Hear us out! Hear us out!
Hear us out! Hear us out!
Hey! Where are you going?
Hear us out! Hear us out!
Hear us out! Hear us out!
Hear us out!
Sushi Glory Hole

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Both]
Makes too much motherfu*king sense not to do it
Fish through a hole
You know it ain’t nothing to it
And there is no scenario in which you wouldn’t want it
So drop to your knees, open wide and get ready for some rice with fish on it
Rice with fish on it
Hear us out
You got nothing to fear
Sushi Glory Hole
It’s a good idear and it’s not weird
So hear us out while we tell you
What the concept’s all about
It’s sushi, being fed, through a hole, in the wall
Where are you going? (Where are you going?)
Hear us out!

You forgot to eat
Now you’re out and about
But you wanna be discreet
Can’t be eatin omakase in the middle of the street
No!
Then you open the app, S-G-H is all over the map
So you head to a club, hit the bathroom stall
Find the sushi size hole in
The bathroom wall, then make a wish and prepare for
Some shockingly high grade fish

[Chorus: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Both]
Where are you going?
Come back, come back, come back, come back
Come back, come back!
Hear us out! Hear us out, hear us out!
Hear us out! Hear us out!
Hear us out, hear us out!

[Bridge: Andy Samberg]
You know I’m fooling with yuzu
Where you would usually doodoo and
If you got fund approval
You’re who we’re trying to get through to

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Both]
Hey and no gimmicky rolls
Just strictly nigiri coming out of the holes
And no substitutions or special requests
And no d!cks and no s*x
That’s two stalls over
So you’re gonna wanna make sure you come in sober
Cause none of them are labeled
And full disclosure
There’s a chance you’re gonna get a d!ck (D!ck)
But it’s worth it ’cause the quality of fish
Yeah, the flavor that you gain outweighs the risk

[Chorus: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer]
Don’t leave, don’t leave, don’t leave, don’t leave
Where are you going? Come back!
Hear us out
Don’t leave

[Verse 3: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer]
At a s*x club when you need stamina for s*x
But forgot to eat, back soon
Sushi Glory Hole
At a sushi restaurant where you don’t like the food
In the back of the bathroom

[Outro]
Sushi Glory Hole
Sushi Glory Hole
Don’t leave