Hoops Lyrics – Weezer

Read the full Hoops lyrics by Weezer from the album Weezer (The Gold Album) along with the music video, song credits, release information and other details about the song.

[Intro]
Rolling
This is a true story, by the way

[Verse 1]
Bought a toaster just to make some toast
First I had to scan a QR code
Where’s the jerk who built this hamster wheel?
I’m gonna tell him exactly how I feel

[Chorus]
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumping through hoops
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumping through hoops

[Verse 2]
Bought an iron just to fix my clothes
Got a procedure just to fix my nose
Calvin Broadus warned us all about hoes
And all she ever wanted was to paint her toes

[Chorus]
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumping through hoops
Hoops (Spin in a circle)
Hoops (Stuck inside a loop)
Jump, jump, jumping through hoops

[Bridge]
I don’t wanna deal with the rigamarole
I’m good where I am, I’m a straight-talking man
Your plan ain’t working, let me settle the score
I don’t wanna jump through your hoops no more
I don’t wanna deal with the rigamarole (I was jumping, jumping)
I’m good where I am, I’m a straight-talking man (Jumping, I was jumping)
Your plan ain’t working, let me settle the score (Jumping, yeah, I’m jumping)

I don’t wanna jump through your hoops no more (I was jumping)

[Chorus]
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumping through hoops
Hoops (Spin in a circle!)
Hoops (Stuck inside a loop!)
Jump, jump, jumping through hoops
Hoops
Hoops

[Outro]
We are so close, so close